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Lawyer Jokes

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  • Brain Shop
    A scientist when to a brain shop to buy some brains to use in his research...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Cross Examination
    The defense attorney was cross examining the coroner...

  • Eating Grass
    One day, a wealthy lawyer was riding home in his limousine when he saw a man at the side of the road eating grass...

  • Marriage in Heaven
    Jane and John were killed in a car crash just a few days before the date planned for their wedding...

  • Postal Work
    A man walks into a post office and sees a middle-aged bald man methodically working his way through a huge stack of pink envelopes, drawing love hearts on each one, and spraying each with perfume...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about lawyers.

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Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books – see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children’s books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' – see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book – The Dream Enabler – see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book – ‘101 Lawyer Jokes’ – gives the collection a public release for the first time.

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When the Bill Of Rights contains 297 words, and Lincoln's Gettysburg Address has 266 words, but it takes 26,911 words for government legal eagles to spell out regulations on cabbage pricing, it's esy to see that lawyers provide us with plenty of fodder for irony and hilarity. With the pages of Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes, readers will find hundreds of silly sayings, "insightful" interrogations, odd laws, and original knee-slapping jokes about a profession whose practitioners write 10,000 word documents yet still call them briefs.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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