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- Brain Shop
A scientist when to a brain shop to buy some brains to use in his research...
- Car Smash
A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...
- Cross Examination
The defense attorney was cross examining the coroner...
- Eating Grass
One day, a wealthy lawyer was riding home in his limousine when he saw a man at the side of the road eating grass...
- Marriage in Heaven
Jane and John were killed in a car crash just a few days before the date planned for their wedding...
- Postal Work
A man walks into a post office and sees a middle-aged bald man methodically working his way through a huge stack of pink envelopes, drawing love hearts on each one, and spraying each with perfume...
- Quickies
Short jokes about lawyers.
By Marc Galanter
University of Wisconsin Press
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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law coexists uneasily with anxiety about the "legalization" of society. Always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans' deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers. |
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By William L Pfeifer Jr.
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The Greatest Lawyer Jokes Of All Time: A Collection of Humor about Attorneys and the Legal Profession by William L. Pfeifer, Jr. If you love to laugh at lawyers, or you are a lawyer who can laugh at your own profession, this is a book you must own. Written by a lawyer, The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time primarily targets attorneys, but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers in their lives. The jokes in this book are not for children, but if you like to make fun of lawyers then this is the book for you. |
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By Harry Bergen
Jove
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Perfect for lawyers and those who hate them.
How are lawyer jokes different from lawyers? Lawyer jokes never lose their appeal.
Everyone likes to make fun of lawyers. The problem is that not all lawyer jokes are funny. This book separates the good from the bad-for belly laughs aplenty. |
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By Stark Books
Andrews McMeel Publishing
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When the Bill Of Rights contains 297 words, and Lincoln's Gettysburg Address has 266 words, but it takes 26,911 words for government legal eagles to spell out regulations on cabbage pricing, it's esy to see that lawyers provide us with plenty of fodder for irony and hilarity. With the pages of Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes, readers will find hundreds of silly sayings, "insightful" interrogations, odd laws, and original knee-slapping jokes about a profession whose practitioners write 10,000 word documents yet still call them briefs. |
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By John Patrick Dolan
Advantage Media Group
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Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us. |
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By LLC Andrews McMeel Publishing
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By Sid Behrman
Marboro Books
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