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Lawyer Jokes

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  • Brain Shop
    A scientist when to a brain shop to buy some brains to use in his research...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Cross Examination
    The defense attorney was cross examining the coroner...

  • Eating Grass
    One day, a wealthy lawyer was riding home in his limousine when he saw a man at the side of the road eating grass...

  • Marriage in Heaven
    Jane and John were killed in a car crash just a few days before the date planned for their wedding...

  • Postal Work
    A man walks into a post office and sees a middle-aged bald man methodically working his way through a huge stack of pink envelopes, drawing love hearts on each one, and spraying each with perfume...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about lawyers.

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Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes and Legal Culture

By Marc Galanter

University of Wisconsin Press
Paperback (448 pages)

Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes and Legal Culture
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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.

101 Lawyer Jokes For Lawyers

By Elias Hill

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (106 pages)

101 Lawyer Jokes For Lawyers
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Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession.

You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters.

You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!

 

Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

By Patrick Regan

Barnes and Noble
Hardcover (264 pages)

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A collection of true stories, great jokes and witty quotes.

101 Lawyer Jokes

By Matthew Burgess

D & M Fancy Pastry Pty Ltd
Paperback (140 pages)

101 Lawyer Jokes
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Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books – see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children’s books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' – see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book – The Dream Enabler – see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book – ‘101 Lawyer Jokes’ – gives the collection a public release for the first time.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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