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What did the lawyer call his daughter?
Sue.
Talk is cheap...
...until you hire a lawyer.
What did the lawyer call his son?
Bill.
What's the difference between a bad lawyer and a good lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Did you hear about the personal injury lawyer who fell into a swimming pool?
He brought a bathing suit.
Have you heard about the new word processor for lawyers?
No matter what font you choose, everything comes out in fine print.
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