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The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers

By Loren Bouchard

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Released: 2016-03-22
Yellow Hardcover (128 pages)

The Bob s Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers
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New York Times Bestseller The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book gives hungry fans their best chance to eat one of Bob Belcher’s beloved specialty Burgers of the Day in seventy-five original, practical recipes. With its warm, edgy humor, outstanding vocal cast, and signature musical numbers, Bob’s Burgers has become one of the most acclaimed and popular animated series on television, winning the 2014 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program and inspiring a hit ongoing comic book and original sound track album. Now fans can get the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home with seventy-five straight from the show but actually edible Burgers of the Day. Recipes include the "Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger," the "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger," and the "Shoot-Out at the OK-ra Corral Burger (comes with Fried Okra)." Serve the "Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with Hearts of Palm)" to your ultimate crush, just like Tina Belcher, or ponder modern American literature with the "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger." Fully illustrated with all-new art in the series’s signature style, The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book showcases the entire Belcher family as well as beloved characters including Teddy, Jimmy Pesto Jr., and Aunt Gayle. All recipes come from the fan-created and heavily followed blog "The Bob’s Burger Experiment."

The Diet Joke (Mom's Choice Awards Recipient)

By Lisa Pedace

Big Shot Press
Paperback (230 pages)

The Diet Joke (Mom s Choice Awards Recipient)
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Winner of the 2010 Next Generation Indie Book Award for Diet/Nutrition/Food

2010 Indie Excellence Award Finalist - Diet

2010 Best Books Award Finalist in 3 categories - Health:General, Health:Diet & Weight Loss, and Humor

A Dr. Laura Recommended Book

A Mom's Choice Awards Gold Recipient

It's been said the first thing you lose when you go on a diet is your sense of humor. If dieting has caused you to lose your sense of humor, this book is for you. No strict food or exercise regimens here. No secret call to Veganland. Just pages and pages of hilarious observations on eating and dieting that will have you laughing your way to better health. Plus, each chapter ends with simple reprogramming activities designed to help you take control of the choices you make.

Diet Corny Jokes and Humor

By S.L. Sherbert

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Released: 2012-10-20
Kindle Edition (22 pages)

Diet Corny Jokes and Humor
 
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CORNY JOKE: Why did the lady over-cook her food?

CORNY ANSWER: She was told to BURN more calories

Diets can be really tough so here are some corny jokes to help keep you stay motivated. And yes, the jokes are very corny, but they don’t require butter or salt so they are diet approved. And if you have a support group, these short clean jokes are fun to share.

This fun little book also includes a simply amusing humorous look at diets that makes fun of calorie counting. Interesting diet facts and trivia have also been added.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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