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National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

By National Geographic Kids

National Geographic
Released: 2012-03-13
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
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Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
 
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids
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All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals

By Deana Gunn

Brown Bag Publishers
Paperback (200 pages)

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals
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Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say I love you when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.

2700+ Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids

By Kid's Corner Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (602 pages)

2700+ Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids
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Are you ready for the best collection of Jokes and Riddles for Kids?

This comprehensive book contains 2700+Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids. Below are sample jokes that you mind find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:

Q: What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
A: A herd of stampeding aardvarks

Q: What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
A: A man holding an aardvark

Q: What is uglier than an aardvark?
A: Two aardvarks

Q: What's a household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
A: VCRdvard

Q: What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
A: Snout about

Q: What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
A: A snout bout

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101 Animal Jokes For Kids : Using Sight Words To Learn How To Read: Illustrated Picture Book for ages 5-9. Teaches your kid Sight Words for Beginner readers

By Jonathan Small

Released: 2015-02-24
Kindle Edition (54 pages)

101 Animal Jokes For Kids : Using Sight Words To Learn How To Read: Illustrated Picture Book for ages 5-9. Teaches your kid Sight Words for Beginner readers
 
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Are you looking for an entertaining way for your children to learn to read? If you have children aged 5-9 that want to learn to read then 101 Animal Jokes for Kids : Using Sight Words is for you. The author has been teaching for over 15 years and is a parent of school aged children. This book is a fully illustrated eBook, for ages 5-9. Children love this book because of the eye catching illustrations and the funny jokes. Parents and teachers have been using this book as read aloud book or as a self-read book for older children.

Sight words make up over 50% general writing and are the most frequently used words in the English language. Therefore, learning sight words is a crucial goal to learning how to read by the 3rd grades. These words can not be "sounded out", and hence must be learned by sight. This book includes over 200 sight words. This list includes words for children in prekindergarten up to 3rd Grade.

Concepts in this book have been used since the 1940's by teachers, parents, and counselors to teach reading skills. Illustrations are vibrant and delightful to keep children's attention. The text is well written and delivers easy-to-digest information.

This book provides parents, teachers, and counselors with an entertaining way to teach children how to identify sight words. This book uses similar words found in PBS kids, raz kids, funbrain, and starfall books. The books includes a sight words list that can be used to make flashcards. The book contains a free gift to help your child read. This book may be free for Amazon Prime members.

300+ Fish and Other Ocean Animals Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids

By Kid's Corner Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (55 pages)

300+ Fish and Other Ocean Animals Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids
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Are you ready for the best Fish and Other Ocean Animals Jokes and Riddles for Kids?
Below are sample jokes that you mind find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:
Q: What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Q: What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
A: Autotuna

Q: What game do fish like playing the most?
A: Name that tuna

Q: What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
A: He called the piano tuna.

Q: How do oysters call their friends?
A: On shell phones

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National Geographic Kids Just Joking Animal Riddles: Hilarious riddles, jokes, and more--all about animals!

By J. Patrick Lewis

National Geographic
Released: 2015-03-10
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking Animal Riddles: Hilarious riddles, jokes, and more--all about animals!
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Authored by none other than the former US Children's Poet Laureate, J. Patrick Lewis, this collection of animal-focused jokes and riddles will keep kids reading, rhyming, and laughing like a hyena. The Just Joking series has wowed the kid crowd, and now Just Joking: Animal Riddles delivers 150 hilarious and puzzling riddles all about animals, guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of kids everywhere!


 
 
 
 

 
 
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