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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

By Hank D. McRoy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (90 pages)

400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns
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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a “book.” Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

National Geographic Kids Just Joking 4: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More!

By Rosie Gowsell Pattison

National Geographic Kids
Released: 2013-10-22
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking 4: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More!
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The fourth book in this successful series delivers 300 new laugh-out-loud knock-knocks, question-and-answer jokes, tongue twisters, and more! National Geographic Kids Just Joking 4 is packed with 300 more of the silly jokes that kids love, paired with photos of laughing animals and funny people. Featuring National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette, this hilarious party-starter is perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)

By Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Enslow Elementary
Paperback (48 pages)

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)
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What color is a burp? Burple! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different science topics! You can also create your own funny board game!

The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams, and Jokes Plucked from Science

By Simon Flynn

Brand: Icon Books
Released: 2013-11-12
Paperback (288 pages)

The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams, and Jokes Plucked from Science
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"Simon Flynn's cornucopia of curious facts, anecdotes, and quotations . . . is sure to entertain and surprise."—New Scientist

From the Large Hadron Collider rap to the sins of Isaac Newton, The Science Magpie is a compelling collection of scientific curiosities. Expand your knowledge as you view the history of the Earth on the face of a clock, tremble at the power of the Richter scale, and learn how to measure the speed of light.

Simon Flynn was the publisher at icon Books for many years and is now a qualified science teacher. He has degrees in chemistry and philosophy.


Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

By Betsy Devine

Fireside
Paperback (162 pages)

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes
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Gathers jokes and anecdotes about academia, scientists, teaching professors, scientific reputations, academic publishing, women scientists, and popular science

Mountains of Jokes about Rocks, Minerals, and Soil: Laugh and Learn about Science (Super Silly Science Jokes)

By Melissa Stewart

Enslow Elementary
Paperback (48 pages)

Mountains of Jokes about Rocks, Minerals, and Soil: Laugh and Learn about Science (Super Silly Science Jokes)
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In MOUNTAINS OF JOKES ABOUT ROCKS, MINERALS, AND SOIL read some fascinating science facts about rocks, including gems, volcanoes, and mountains. Then learn some seriously silly jokes! There is even a section of the book that teaches you to write your own jokes about rocks, minerals, and soil!

Really Horrible Science Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

By Karen King

Windmill Books
Library Binding (32 pages)

Really Horrible Science Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)
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What do constipated mathematicians do? Why did the chemist cut off one of her legs? Find out the hilarious answers in this collection of kid-friendly gross-out jokes. It will keep the laughs rolling as science is put under the joke microscope.

Weather Wits and Science Snickers: Corny Jokes and Cool Facts! (Volume 1)

By Steve LaNore

Brand: Steve LaNore
Paperback (64 pages)

Weather Wits and Science Snickers: Corny Jokes and Cool Facts! (Volume 1)
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***Winner, NFPW Communications Contest / 1st place children's nonfiction (2013)***

***Mom's Choice Award for children's nonfiction (2013)***

***Winner, Press Women of Texas Communications Contest / 1st place children's nonfiction (2012)***


***TERRIFIC  Stocking stuffer for ages 8 and up!!!***

See how fun and science blend together into an easy and informative read for ages 8 and up.

"Weather Wits & Science Snickers" offers weather and science jokes accompanied by  full-color comic-book style illustrations followed by an understandable description of the science within each joke.

The reader will enjoy some "cool" real-world images included in each section, and Web links provide plenty of opportunity for further exploration of each topic.

Subjects covered range from tornadoes to cold fronts, and even vacuum cleaners on the moon!

This is a large (8-1/2" x 11") high-quality color paperback book; 64 pages.

'Weather Wits & Science Snickers" is authored by a 9-time award winning broadcast
meteorologist with 29 years in the field.

Nerd Jokes!: Over 250 Math and Science Jokes!

By Amanda Love

Released: 2015-01-29
Kindle Edition (78 pages)

Nerd Jokes!: Over 250 Math and Science Jokes!
 
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You've found it. This is the motherload of all math and science jokes that have ever been told. We've packed over 250 jokes from different categories into a single collection that is sure to have your side splitting and tears rolling. You'll get the best jokes hand selected from the following categories:

Miscellaneous Nerd Jokes...
Math Jokes…
Physics Jokes…
Chemistry Jokes…
Biology Jokes…
The Mathematician, Physicist, and the Engineer...


 
 
 
 

 
 
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