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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

By Hank D. McRoy

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Paperback (89 pages)

400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns
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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a “book.” Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)

By John Townsend

Scribo
Released: 2018-05-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)
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Kids will guffaw and get totally grossed out with these wild science-based facts and jokes!
 
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket
 
Enjoy a little fun, foul science! Find out about stinky space stations, disease busters, criminal forensics, computer nerds, and, of course, pure geniuses and mad scientists. Children will love every one of these weird and crazy facts, whether they’re about long-ago alchemists who tried to create gold from urine or a professor of physics who made dead frogs’ legs twitch with electricity.

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks

By G. Patrick Vennebush

Brand: Robert Reed Publishers
Released: 2010-08-09
Paperback (112 pages)

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks
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Who says math can't be funny? In Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks, Patrick Vennebush dispels the myth of the humorless mathematician. His quick wit comes through in this incredible compilation of jokes and stories. Intended for all math types, Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks provides a comprehensive collection of math humor, containing over 400 jokes. It's a book that all teachers from elementary school through college should have in their library. But the humor isn't just for the classroom-it also appeals to engineers, statisticians, and other math professionals searching for some good, clean, numerical fun. From basic facts (Why is 6 afraid of 7?) to trigonometry (Mathematical puns are the first sine of dementia) and algebra (Graphing rational functions is a pain in the asymptote), no topic is safe. As Professor Jim Rubillo notes, Math Jokes 4 Math Folks is an absolute gem for anyone dedicated to seeing mathematical ideas through puns, double meanings, and blatant bad jokes. Such perspectives help to see concepts and ideas in different and creative ways.

The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams, and Jokes Plucked from Science

By Simon Flynn

Brand: Icon Books
Released: 2013-11-12
Paperback (288 pages)

The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams, and Jokes Plucked from Science
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"Simon Flynn's cornucopia of curious facts, anecdotes, and quotations . . . is sure to entertain and surprise."—New Scientist

From the Large Hadron Collider rap to the sins of Isaac Newton, The Science Magpie is a compelling collection of scientific curiosities. Expand your knowledge as you view the history of the Earth on the face of a clock, tremble at the power of the Richter scale, and learn how to measure the speed of light.

Simon Flynn was the publisher at icon Books for many years and is now a qualified science teacher. He has degrees in chemistry and philosophy.


The Comprehension of Jokes: A Cognitive Science Framework

By Graeme Ritchie

Routledge
Released: 2018-06-27
Hardcover (232 pages)

The Comprehension of Jokes: A Cognitive Science Framework
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The Comprehension of Jokes consolidates and develops the tradition of analysing jokes, by defining a framework of concepts which are suited to capturing what happens when someone understands a joke. The collection of concepts presented improves upon past work on joke analysis, outlining a simple model of text comprehension which supports all the assumptions necessary for a model of joke-understanding. This proposed framework encompasses and integrates a relatively wide range of disparate factors, including incongruity, superiority, and impropriety. Written by an expert in the field of humour, it provides a conceptual basis which will help to map out the landscape of joke comprehension.

The book draws on past suggestions in many areas, primarily philosophy, psychology, linguistics, and artificial intelligence. Current theories of how people understand non-humorous texts offer some important ideas, such as the need for representations of differing beliefs about the world, or the way that predictions may occur during the understanding of a text. The framework improves the clarity and coherence of some existing theoretical proposals and combines these ideas into a well-defined way of describing how a person understands a newly-encountered joke. All this is illustrated using typical textual jokes, some analysed in considerable detail. The book enables hypotheses about why jokes are funny to be stated more precisely and compared more easily, and should contribute to the development of a fuller cognitive model of joke comprehension.

The Comprehension of Jokes will be of great interest to academics and postgraduate students in humour research, as well as those in disciplines like linguistics, psychology, and cognitive science who wish to explore the field of jokes and humour.

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes

By F Adams

Independently published
Paperback (138 pages)

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes
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Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth! In less enlightened times being labelled a geek was often pejorative, but in the 21st century geeks, particularly science and technology geeks, have become essential players in any business that seeks to compete in today's fast paced market - it's finally cool to be a geek! This book contains over 600 science and technology themed jokes, which might require a little subject matter expertise to fully appreciate, but even if you don't get them straight away you may well still learn something interesting and funny to expand your geekspertise.

101 Engineer Jokes For Engineers

By Elias Hill

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101 Engineer Jokes For Engineers
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Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor.

This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie?  Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi.

Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

By Betsy Devine

Fireside
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Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes
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Gathers jokes and anecdotes about academia, scientists, teaching professors, scientific reputations, academic publishing, women scientists, and popular science

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

By Brian Boone

Sky Pony
Released: 2017-10-17
Kindle Edition (176 pages)

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
 
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Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented chicken.

Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:

  • How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!”
  • How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
  • What kind of drink to magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
  • What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday!

    For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world!

    Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.


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