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    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

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    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

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    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

Glovebox Joke Circus: Jokes and Riddles for a Happy Car

By Dave Lambert

Infinity Publishing
Paperback (90 pages)

Glovebox Joke Circus: Jokes and Riddles for a Happy Car
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Product Description:
An all-purpose smorgasbord of nonsense. Ice-breakers for public speakers. New ammo for partiers. Open the glovebox for humor when taking kids on trips, long or short. Inexpensive gift for birthdays and any occasion.

Samples: .

Why are ghosts so smart? .
They always have a clear head. .

When is it bad news for things to be all right? .
When youre left-handed. .

Why would a stonemason make a good politician? .
He already knows how to stonewall. .

I could have been a cabinetmaker but I was afraid to cut corners. .

A car with a joke book is a happy car.Dave Lambert

2,000 Sure-Fire Jokes for Speakers

By Robert Orben

Main Street Books
Released: 1986-03-04
Paperback (240 pages)

2,000 Sure-Fire Jokes for Speakers
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Stock Car Legends: The Laughs, Practical Jokes and Fun Stories from Racing's Greats!

By Ronda Jackson Martin

Premium Pr
Paperback (118 pages)

Stock Car Legends: The Laughs, Practical Jokes and Fun Stories from Racing s Greats!
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Ford Smiles: All the Best Current Jokes About a Rattling Good Car

By Carleton Case

Shrewesbury
Paperback
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Analysis of car-ownership using a divisive hierarchical technique

By Joke M Jager

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