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Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.
By Dave Lambert
Infinity Publishing
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An all-purpose smorgasbord of nonsense. Ice-breakers for public speakers. New ammo for partiers. Open the glovebox for humor when taking kids on trips, long or short. Inexpensive gift for birthdays and any occasion.
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Why are ghosts so smart? .
They always have a clear head. .
When is it bad news for things to be all right? .
When youre left-handed. .
Why would a stonemason make a good politician? .
He already knows how to stonewall. .
I could have been a cabinetmaker but I was afraid to cut corners. .
A car with a joke book is a happy car.Dave Lambert |
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By Robert Couchman
AuthorHouse
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Summary for Sports Jokes and More Hey people. How would ya like free beer for the rest of your life? Sorry, the Busch Garden of Eden doesn't exist. But if ya want free beer just pay with some plastic so ya can swipe it! But try not to swipe too much 'cause "hot" beer is really disgusting. Plus if ya steal beer ya know there's gonna be a "mug" shot in your future. Ok enough. This book is actually a combination of my first two. I'm not really sure about the second one but the first one I am sure about. 'Cause I've heard this from those who've read it. Clever, witty, it's really good, very corny, ya put a lot of thought into it, your jokes make ya think All that's totally cool and everybody seems to really like it, but be that as it may, I can't get my mind around this. All I keep hearin is "That's a great book for the bathroom"! I'm not certain if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I personally thought it was a great book if you were stuck in an airport or in a waitin room somewhere but I guess I gotta relegate myself to the fact that I've written a unique joke book that's great for when ya gotta take care of a little business. But do me a favor. When ya take this book in there make sure you're feelin a little "irregular". Know what I mean? |
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By Ronda Jackson Martin
Premium Pr
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By Tom Magliozzi
Chronicle Books
Calendar (315 pages)
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Spend a year with America's funniest car mechanics. NPR's Click and Clack from Car Talk take you through 2007, mixing their wisecracks with useful automotive advice. |
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By Carleton Case
Shrewesbury
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By Carleton B. Case
Chicago, Illinois:Shrewesbury PUblishing Company, 1917
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By Carleton, B. Case
Shrewsbury Publishing Co.
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By Joke M Jager
Unknown Binding
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