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Car Jokes
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- Cartoons
Car and driving cartoons.
- Car Crash
A monk and a priest are in a car crash...
- Car Smash
A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...
- Fishing
A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...
- Funny Pictures
Funny pictures of cars.
- Quickies
Short jokes about cars.
- Rolls versus Ford
A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...
- What not to say
Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.
By Dave Lambert
Infinity Publishing Paperback (90 pages)
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Click Here | Product Description: An all-purpose smorgasbord of nonsense. Ice-breakers for public speakers. New ammo for partiers. Open the glovebox for humor when taking kids on trips, long or short. Inexpensive gift for birthdays and any occasion.
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Why are ghosts so smart? . They always have a clear head. .
When is it bad news for things to be all right? . When youre left-handed. .
Why would a stonemason make a good politician? . He already knows how to stonewall. .
I could have been a cabinetmaker but I was afraid to cut corners. .
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By Robert Orben
Main Street Books Released: 1986-03-04 Paperback (240 pages)
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By Ronda Jackson Martin
Premium Pr Paperback (118 pages)
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By Carleton Case
Shrewesbury Paperback
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By Joke M Jager
Unknown Binding
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