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Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

Related Jokes & Comedy Books

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Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Mass Market Paperback (208 pages)

Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids
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Product Description:

Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:

Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?
A. Launch

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright.

Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.

Horse Games & Puzzles: 102 Brainteasers, Word Games, Jokes & Riddles, Picture Puzzlers, Matches & Logic Tests for Horse-Loving Kids (Storey's Games & Puzzles)

By Cindy A. Littlefield

Storey Publishing, LLC
Paperback (144 pages)

Horse Games & Puzzles: 102 Brainteasers, Word Games, Jokes & Riddles, Picture Puzzlers, Matches & Logic Tests for Horse-Loving Kids (Storey s Games & Puzzles)
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Product Description:
Cindy A. Littlefield presents 102 brainteasers, word games, jokes, riddles, and puzzles that will keep horse-crazy children entertained for hours. Packed with fascinating bits of equine trivia and plenty of illustrations, this book will jumpstart kids’ creativity and boost their problem-solving skills, while at the same time teaching them about their favorite animals. Get ready for some serious horsing around.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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