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Lettuce Laugh: 600 Corny Jokes About Food

By Natasha Wing

Sterling Children's Books
Released: 2018-09-11
Paperback (96 pages)

Lettuce Laugh: 600 Corny Jokes About Food
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How do you fix a pizza slice?
With tomato paste.
 
Food fun! From Salad Sillies and Veggie Varieties to Eggs-traordinary Breakfasts and A Potluck of Puns, this tasty collection serves up plenty of belly laughs. It’s got a huge menu of more than 600 jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, knock-knocks, and other wordplay, plus comic illustrations on every page. So how did the watermelon start up a business? With seed money. Kids will just eat this up!

The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers

By Loren Bouchard

Unknown
Released: 2016-03-22
Yellow Hardcover (128 pages)

The Bob s Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers
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New York Times Bestseller The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book gives hungry fans their best chance to eat one of Bob Belcher’s beloved specialty Burgers of the Day in seventy-five original, practical recipes. With its warm, edgy humor, outstanding vocal cast, and signature musical numbers, Bob’s Burgers has become one of the most acclaimed and popular animated series on television, winning the 2014 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program and inspiring a hit ongoing comic book and original sound track album. Now fans can get the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home with seventy-five straight from the show but actually edible Burgers of the Day. Recipes include the "Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger," the "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger," and the "Shoot-Out at the OK-ra Corral Burger (comes with Fried Okra)." Serve the "Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with Hearts of Palm)" to your ultimate crush, just like Tina Belcher, or ponder modern American literature with the "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger." Fully illustrated with all-new art in the series’s signature style, The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book showcases the entire Belcher family as well as beloved characters including Teddy, Jimmy Pesto Jr., and Aunt Gayle. All recipes come from the fan-created and heavily followed blog "The Bob’s Burger Experiment."

Food: 100 Fun Tear-out Notes for Kids (Lunchbox Jokes)

By Deana Gunn

Brown Bag Pub
Paperback (200 pages)

Food: 100 Fun Tear-out Notes for Kids (Lunchbox Jokes)
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Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say I love you when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.

Food Jokes (Hah-larious Joke Books)

By Pam Rosenberg

The Child's World, Inc.
Released: 2014-01-01
Kindle Edition (24 pages)

Food Jokes (Hah-larious Joke Books)
 
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Don't tell an egg a joke unless you want it to crack up! Food Jokes is the perfect kid-friendly compilation of quips that will keep the entire family giggling at breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Food Jokes: Corny and Cheesy Jokes

By R J Clarke

Released: 2016-10-22
Kindle Edition (26 pages)

Food Jokes: Corny and Cheesy Jokes
 
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Food lovers of all ages will be fully satisfied with a generous helping of funny jokes about food.

This book contains over 175 food jokes that are so corny and cheesy that they will make you laugh on the inside.

101 Fast Funny Food Jokes

By Phil Hirsch

Scholastic Inc.
Mass Market Paperback (96 pages)

101 Fast Funny Food Jokes
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Gathers jokes and riddles about foods and fast foods

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

By Zondervan

Zonderkidz
Released: 2016-02-02
Kindle Edition (116 pages)

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
 
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil.

New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that’s both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles—it’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.

This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles too!

Scooby-Doo Food Jokes (Scooby-Doo Joke Books)

By Michael Dahl

Stone Arch Books
Released: 2015-12-21
Kindle Edition (64 pages)

Scooby-Doo Food Jokes (Scooby-Doo Joke Books)
 
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Ever been told not to play with your food? Well, think again. Scooby-Doo and friends are ready to make you laugh out loud! In this joke ebook, food takes center stage. So chow down with hilarious illustrations; intriguing back matter (including information on how to best tell a joke); and clever quips, puns, knock-knock jokes, and other funnies from your favorite Scooby characters. You'll have a crowd gathered in no time!


 
 
 
 

 
 
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