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Free Funny the eBook: Writing Comedy, Jokes, and Humor for Business, Public Speaking, or Just for Laughs

By Greg Dean

Be Funny Inc.
Released: 2016-12-21
Kindle Edition

Free Funny the eBook: Writing Comedy, Jokes, and Humor for Business, Public Speaking, or Just for Laughs
 
Product Description:
Do funny people have an advantage in business?
Yes. But only if you know what you’re doing. Research has shown the ability to make others laugh builds better business relationships. Humor can put the nervous at ease, make an important point, and create an overall more enjoyable workplace. But only if you know what you’re doing.
Have you ever wondered how humor works?
Free Funny the eBook offers an easy to follow explanation of Comic Structure. It goes into the process of how the human mind creates false expectations, and then how it can be surprised by the unexpected. Understanding how humor works is the first step to knowing what you’re doing.
Have you ever wanted to write the funny at will?
This ebook applies Comic Structure to a step by step comedy writing system the Humor Generator. With this process anyone, even you, can learn to write the funny at will. All you have to do is follow the logical path of creating a false expectation and then revealing a surprise.
Free Funny the ebook gives you the tools to be appropriately humorous at work, in relationships, and life because you’ll know what you’re doing.

A Gigantic Treasury of Great Consulting and other Business Jokes: The Best of the Best

By Mr. David Malmberg

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (476 pages)

A Gigantic Treasury of Great Consulting and other Business Jokes: The Best of the Best
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A massive collection of great consulting and other business jokes.   

David Malmberg has been a consultant for decades - both internally within major corporations and externally as a Partner in several consulting firms.  Dave's consulting practice focuses on Information Technology, Supply Chain Management, Purchasing and Inventory Management.

For more information, check out Dave's web-site at malmberg-consulting.com

Dave has been collecting consulting and other great business jokes his entire career. Early on, his business colleagues started sharing jokes with him - verbally and via e-mail. This process has continued for many years.
Dave collected the best of the best for this book.

Among the jokes in this collection are:

THE CONSULTANT IN THE HEN HOUSE
THE ONE-ARMED CONSULTANT
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE A CONSULTANT?
DARK SUCKERS
THE CAT
DICTIONARY OF EVALUATION
ONE CEO'S VIEW
HOW MANY CONSULTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
TOP TEN THINGS A CONSULTANT SHOULDN'T TELL A CLIENT
CONSULTANT BULL**** BINGO
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE DATING/MARRIED TO A CONSULTANT
ACTUAL EXCUSES SHOWN ON CAR INSURANCE CLAIMS
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE CONSULTING BUG
TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM A CONSULTANT
BARNYARD STORY
SOME GREAT INSULTS
THE SECRETS OF CONSULTING
THE LAST MAYDAY PARADE
THE FUND RAISING CAMPAIGN
HOW MANY STATISTICAL CONSULTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
THE CONSULTANT'S SON
A TRAVELING SALESMAN'S CAR BREAKS DOWN
LOOKING FOR A GOVERNMENT JOB
WIFE OR MISTRESS?
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABEL INSTRUCTIONS:
IF SCIENTISTS WROTE NURSERY RHYMES
THE COMMENCEMENT SPEECH
BUREAUCRATIC GOBBLEDYGOOK
THE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME
THE CONSULTANT AND THE GENIE
IMMUTABLE LAWS OF CONSULTING PROJECT MANAGEMENT
A  COMMUNICATION CONSULTANT
FOUR SURGEONS
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
THE CONSULTANT IN MEXICO
COMPUTER PROBLEM QUESTIONNAIRE
THE RACE
CLIMBING THE ALPS
MIS-ADVERTISING
CAR DILEMMA
THE CONSULTANT AND THE SHEPHERD
HOW TO TELL A BUSINESS MAN FROM A BUSINESS WOMAN
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
SCHUBERT'S UNFINISHED SYMPHONY
DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS WHY COMPUTERS CRASH:
STRATEGIES FOR A DEAD HORSE
THREE GUYS IN THE JUNGLE
STAR TREK AFTER A LARGE CONSULTING PROJECT
THE RESTAURANT CONSULTANT
THREE ENVELOPES
BRITISH MILITARY PERFORMANCE REPORTS
THE HI-TECH DICTIONARY
OFFICE PRAYER
STATISTICIANS JOKES
HOW TO WIN ARGUMENTS
THE DICTIONARY: WHAT MATHEMATICS PROFESSORS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN BY IT
EXCUSES TO MISS A DAY OF WORK
WHAT DOES YOUR PROFESSION SAY ABOUT YOU?
MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
CONSULTANT OR PROSTITUTE?
THE ARTHUR ANDERSON PARTNER
SUPERNATURAL LONGEVITY
THE ACCIDENT REPORT
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOUR CHILD IS GOING TO BE AN ENGINEER?
THE COLONEL AND THE POPE
GREAT INSULTS AND/OR COME-BACKS
CORPORATE ZODIAC - DILBERT STYLE
HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
NEW LYRICS TO BEATLES SONG - "YESTERDAY"
CORPORATE FUN
COLLEGE APPLICATION ESSAY
DILBERT'S 18 OBSERVATIONS ON LIFE
JOB INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES
NEW CORPORATE TRAVEL GUIDLINES
HOW TO MANUFACTURE A PRODUCT - THE AMERICAN WAY
TOP 25 ENGINEER'S TERMS AND EXPRESSIONS
AUGUSTINE'S LAWS
HOW MANY ECONOMISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
RESUME BLUNDERS
SANTA CLAUS: A CONSULTANT'S PERSPECTIVE
A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS
TOP TEN WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS:
ON THE GOLF COURSE
A YOUNG EXECUTIVE
DO-IT-YOURSELF COUNTRY WESTERN SONG
YOU AND YOUR BOSS
THE CONSULTANT AND THE ACCOUNTANT
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
CONSULTANT  HAIKU
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW, I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA
THE ORNITHOLOGIST'S GUIDE TO CONSULTANTS
SALESPERSON'S QUIZ
WORST ANALOGY CONTEST
CONSULTING PROJECT - TYPICAL STEPS
DON'T USE CLICHÉS
TACO BELL LAUNCHES NEW 'MORNING AFTER' BURRITO
THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A JOB INTERVIEW
THE ORNITHOLOGIST'S GUIDE TO CLIENTS
WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO USE ALGEBRA

Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy - Revised Edition

By Greg Dean

Be Funny Inc.
Paperback (222 pages)

Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy - Revised Edition
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If you think you're funny and you want others to think so? The this is book for you. Dean has cracked to joke structure code, and then developed an original joke writing system, The Joke Prospector. This is the most comprehensive step by step manual on the planet for learning the principles and skills of being funny.

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes (Volume 1)

By Share The Love Gifts

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (52 pages)

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes (Volume 1)
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Q.What does a spy wear on his feet?

A.Sneakers. :P


Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.  


This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it’s from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

Step By Step to Stand-Up Comedy, Workbook Series: Workbook 3: How to Remember Jokes Naturally

By Greg Dean

Greg Dean's Comedy Workshops
Paperback (106 pages)

Step By Step to Stand-Up Comedy, Workbook Series: Workbook 3: How to Remember Jokes Naturally
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Stop memorizing the words of your jokes! Instead, learn how to remember your material as if you’re telling the story. This companion workbook turns Dean’s memory techniques from Chapters 6, 7, and 8 of the paperback, ebook, or audio book of Step By Step to Stand-Up Comedy into a series of easy exercises to teach anyone, including you, how to remember your material using natural memory.

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

By Elias Hill

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (108 pages)

101 So Bad, They re Good Dad Jokes
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A Top 5 Best-selling Amazon Book!*


Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can.


This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off.


In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!


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Step By Step to Stand-Up Comedy, Workbook Series: Workbook 1: How to Write Jokes

By Greg Dean

Greg Dean's Comedy System
Paperback (104 pages)

Step By Step to Stand-Up Comedy, Workbook Series: Workbook 1: How to Write Jokes
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Learn joke structure and then write jokes using Dean’s original joke writing system the Joke Prospector. This companion workbook turns each joke writing technique, from Chapters 1 and 2 of the paperback, eBook, or audio book of Step By Step to Stand-Up Comedy, into exercises, so now anyone, including you, can learn and practice the skills of writing funny jokes.

The Treasury of Clean Business Jokes

By Tal D. Bonham

Brand: Baptist Sunday School Board
Paperback (127 pages)

The Treasury of Clean Business Jokes
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