"We have a fellow in our office who accumulates a lot of absenteeism. I said to the boss one day, `Why don't you fire him?' He said, `Fire him? I don't even know what he looks like.'" Have fun with these jokes and jests about the workplace. All the staples come in for a little ribbing: Absenteeism, Ambition, Blue Mondays, and Thank God It's Friday, as well as Golf, Office Parties, and much more!