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JokeCatalog.com   >   Business   >   One-Liners Business One-Liners A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home. A donkey is a horse designed by a committee. A fool and his money stabilize the economy. A friend in need is a pest indeed. A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction. A memo is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. A penny saved has not been spent. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. More Business Jokes

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