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A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
A donkey is a horse designed by a committee.
A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A good scapegoat is hard to find.
A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A memo is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
A penny saved has not been spent.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
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