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  • Arm Trouble
    A man goes to the doctor complaining that his arm is hurting.

  • Bad Diet
    A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose...

  • Bad News, Terrible News
    Joe went to the doctor for his test results...

  • Countdown
    "I'm afraid that you're dying and don't have much time left", said the doctor.

  • Doctor Doctor Jokes
    Assorted Doctor Doctor jokes.

  • Faint in the Morning
    "Doctor when I wake up in the morning I feel faint, and it lasts for up to an hour"

  • Terminal Condition
    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a check-up...
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Best Doctor Jokes Ever (Humour)

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Paging all doctors--cardiologists, psychiatrists, surgeons, and all other members of the medical profession. They're the ones getting a thorough examination this time, in this side-splitting collection of jokes, riddles, and comic stories. If laughter is the best medicine, and a giggle a day keeps the doctor away, these gags will sure keep you in fine shape. One plastic surgeon to another: My daughter gets her good looks from me. Medical costs too high? Here's how it happens: My doctor is a magician. Every time he sees me, $100 disappears from my pockets and appears in his bill. Humorist Dave Barry has this advice: "It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it." You'll just die laughing.

Physician Humor Thyself : An Analysis of Doctor Jokes

By Che Prasad

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A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

By Bob Phillips

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A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—

  • absolutely hilarious anecdotes
  • one–liners worth repeating
  • jokes to cure what ails a person
  • cartoons to brighten any day

Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

The Doctor Joke Book

By Sid Behrman

Barnes & Noble Books
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Take Two Aspirin. . .and Call Me in Hawaii: The World's Best Jokes on Doctors, Health, and Wellness

By David McLaughlan

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Take Two Aspirin. . .and Call Me in Hawaii: The World s Best Jokes on Doctors, Health, and Wellness
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The doctor/patient relationship offers endless opportunities for laughter—and this collection of medical humor is sure to please anyone who’s still breathing! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to doctors, hospitals, medicines, diet, and exercise, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Maybe you’ll see someone you know—even yourself—in this hilarious collection of medical mirth. It’s available in plenty of time for the upcoming election season and its stressful health care debate!

500 Great Doctor Jokes (Signet)

By Jeff Rovin

Signet
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500 Great Doctor Jokes (Signet)
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A collection of jokes about the medical profession features jokes about doctors, nurses, dentists, surgeons, psychiatrists, and medical students.

Laughs for a Living: Jokes About Doctors, Teachers, Firefighters, and Other People Who Work (Michael Dahl Presents Super Funny Joke Books)

By Michael Dahl

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The World's Best Doctor Jokes

By Raja Korale

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More the Official Doctors Joke Book

By Larry Wilde

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