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Doctor Jokes
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- Arm Trouble
A man goes to the doctor complaining that his arm is hurting.
- Bad Diet
A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose...
- Bad News, Terrible News
Joe went to the doctor for his test results...
- Countdown
"I'm afraid that you're dying and don't have much time left", said the doctor.
- Doctor Doctor Jokes
Assorted Doctor Doctor jokes.
- Faint in the Morning
"Doctor when I wake up in the morning I feel faint, and it lasts for up to an hour"
- Terminal Condition
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a check-up...
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By Bob Phillips
Harvest House Publishers Paperback (208 pages)
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Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of— - absolutely hilarious anecdotes
- one–liners worth repeating
- jokes to cure what ails a person
- cartoons to brighten any day
Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter. |
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By Andrews McMeel Publishing
Andrews McMeel Publishing Paperback (112 pages)
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Click Here | Product Description: If laughter truly is the best medicine, it won't be long before doctors start prescribing this calendar to their patients. The Doctors: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2004 Calendar contains a healthy dose of humor aimed right at doctors and those in the medical field. Each page offers a funny joke, clever quip, hysterical excerpt from real medical charts and records, or an outrageous-but-true medical story. Also included are quotes from medical TV shows and movies as well as from famous comedians, writers, and fellow doctors. All in all, it's a collection of contagious chuckles readers will be glad to share. And with 700,000 doctors in the United States and nearly 20,000 people entering medical school each year, the laughs will spread faster than the common cold. |
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Sterling Paperback (128 pages)
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Paging all doctors--cardiologists, psychiatrists, surgeons, and all other members of the medical profession. They're the ones getting a thorough examination this time, in this side-splitting collection of jokes, riddles, and comic stories. If laughter is the best medicine, and a giggle a day keeps the doctor away, these gags will sure keep you in fine shape. One plastic surgeon to another: My daughter gets her good looks from me. Medical costs too high? Here's how it happens: My doctor is a magician. Every time he sees me, $100 disappears from my pockets and appears in his bill. Humorist Dave Barry has this advice: "It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it." You'll just die laughing.
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By Top That!
Top That Publishing PLC Paperback (240 pages)
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By Mark Ziegler
Picture Window Books Library Binding (24 pages; 1)
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By Sid Behrman
Barnes & Noble Paperback
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MetroBooks (NY) Hardcover (128 pages)
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By Dr. Francis Leo Golden
Pocket Books Paperback (221 pages)
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By Dr. Foster
Angus & Robertson Paperback (96 pages)
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