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Doctor Jokes

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  • Arm Trouble
    A man goes to the doctor complaining that his arm is hurting.

  • Bad Diet
    A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose...

  • Bad News, Terrible News
    Joe went to the doctor for his test results...

  • Countdown
    "I'm afraid that you're dying and don't have much time left", said the doctor.

  • Doctor Doctor Jokes
    Assorted Doctor Doctor jokes.

  • Faint in the Morning
    "Doctor when I wake up in the morning I feel faint, and it lasts for up to an hour"

  • Terminal Condition
    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a check-up...

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Doctor Jokes: Side Effects Include Laughter

By R J Clarke

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This book contains 100 Doctor, Doctor jokes. There is also funny doctor questions, short doctor jokes and long doctor jokes.

The Doctor Joke Book

By Sid Behrman

Barnes & Noble Books
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A Guy Goes into a Doctors Office: A Collection of Doctor Jokes

By Japper Albert

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The funniest, most irreverent, over-the-top collection of jokes about doctors you'll ever read.

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Reader's Digest
Released: 2011-01-06
Paperback (216 pages)

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America s Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons
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Collected from one of the omst popular faetures of Reader's Digest magazine, this compliation of more than 1,000 all-new jokes, quotes, anecdotes, and cartoons is guaranteed to add laughter to your day.

This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction

  • Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage
  • What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!"
  • Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
  • Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."
  • "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973
  • As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."

    A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

    By Bob Phillips

    Harvest House Publishers
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    Prescription for Laughter: 150 Hilariously Lame Medical Jokes to Help You Heal with Humor (The Totally Lame Joke Book Series) (Volume 3)

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