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Doctor Jokes

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  • Arm Trouble
    A man goes to the doctor complaining that his arm is hurting.

  • Bad Diet
    A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose...

  • Bad News, Terrible News
    Joe went to the doctor for his test results...

  • Countdown
    "I'm afraid that you're dying and don't have much time left", said the doctor.

  • Doctor Doctor Jokes
    Assorted Doctor Doctor jokes.

  • Faint in the Morning
    "Doctor when I wake up in the morning I feel faint, and it lasts for up to an hour"

  • Terminal Condition
    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a check-up...

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Doctor Jokes: Side Effects Include Laughter

By R J Clarke

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (24 pages)

Doctor Jokes: Side Effects Include Laughter
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This book contains 100 Doctor, Doctor jokes. There is also funny doctor questions, short doctor jokes and long doctor jokes.

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader's Digest)

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Reader s Digest Association
Released: 1997-10-27
Paperback (216 pages)

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader s Digest)
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Laughter the Best Medicine is a collection of Reader's Digest magazine's funniest jokes, quotes, stories and captions.

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Paperback (208 pages)

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—

  • absolutely hilarious anecdotes
  • one-liners worth repeating
  • jokes to cure what ails a person
  • cartoons to brighten any day

Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

The Doctor Joke Book

By Sid Behrman

Barnes & Noble Books
Hardcover (128 pages)

The Doctor Joke Book
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Laughter, The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets: Reader's Digest Funniest Pet Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Reader's Digest Association (COR)
Released: 2012-02-02
Paperback (216 pages)

Laughter, The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets: Reader s Digest Funniest Pet Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons
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  • Assorted Dogs
  • Manufactured by: Reader's Digest
  • Laughter the Best Medicine Lovable Pets Book
Product Description:
People are funny, but so are the animals we love-and our day-to-day relationships with them can be even more entertaining. Dogs and cats obviously rule the comedic roost, but parrots, parakeets, and other talking birds are often an endless source of amusement as well. Even our connection to bunnies, hamsters, and the occasional white rat can evoke a good laugh.

The 500-plus pet anecdotes, cartoons, and quotes in Laughter Is The Best Medicine: Those Lovable Pets have been collected from more than eight decades' worth of Reader's Digest magazines and are guaranteed to cheer up your day. You'll meet the woman whose dog trembled at the "Beware of Dog" sign in their front yard until she told him, "Relax! It's you!"; the vet whose advice to a woman whose cat had swallowed lots of unpopped popcorn was, "first, keep him out of the sun"; the mother-in-law who concealed her way-too-plump piglet's weight loss pills in ice cream; and much more.

Our furry or fine feathered friends not only warm our hearts but also amuse us (and our joke writers, too) with their antics-one reason, no doubt, the market for this book is so vast: At the minimum, 40 percent of American households own at least one pet.

Nurses 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

By Andrews McMeel Publishing

Andrews McMeel Publishing
Released: 2017-05-23
Calendar (640 pages)

Nurses 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
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  • 5.38" X 5.38"
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The Nurses 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes rewards today’s nurses with a daily mental-health break, as each page greets them with a medical joke, quote, or anecdote that’s sure to make them smile.

The calendar also reminds them that even when it’s hours until the next shift change, when patients freak out, doctors push boundaries, or insurance red tape tests their resolve, nurses still know: “We can do it!”

As an added bonus, the back of each page includes daily extra content such as puzzles, jokes, lists, quotes, activities, tips, and trivia.
 


 
 
 
 

 
 
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