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Golf Quips, Quotes & Jokes 2012 Calendar (Page a Day Die Cut Calendar)

By Brett Avery

Workman Publishing Company
Calendar (320 pages)

Golf Quips, Quotes & Jokes 2012 Calendar (Page a Day Die Cut Calendar)
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Shaped like a golf ball and packed with facts and laughs, this is the lively calendar with all the obsession— but none of the frustration—of a daily round. On the Lip quizzes: True or false: Two players have made double eagles in the same Champions Tour events. (True. Bobby Nichols and Ben Smith accomplished the feat in the 1988 Northville Invitational.) Only in Golf, including Joakim Haeggman, who was fined £500 for swearing loudly during the first round of the 1993 Dunhill British Masters. Plus It’s a Game of Numbers, Unbeatable Records, and the one-and-only John Daly: "I’m not doing any fitness. You won’t see me in the gym. They don’t let me smoke in there."

God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers

By Ray Foley

Sourcebooks, Inc.
Paperback (144 pages)

God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers
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God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life!

Examples from God Loves Golfers Best:

Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.

What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!

A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.
Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

By Ron Stewart

Acadia Scale Press
Paperback (136 pages)

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom
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365 Funniest Golf Jokes

By Fred Gefen

Citadel
Paperback (272 pages)

365 Funniest Golf Jokes
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A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Paperback (175 pages)

A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes
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A Round of Golf Jokes (Joke Bks))

By Helen Exley

Helen Exley Giftbooks
Hardcover (64 pages)

A Round of Golf Jokes (Joke Bks))
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Golf is one of our strongest gift categories. Our wonderfully eye-catching golf ball display features a collection of our bestselling golf titles.

Golf's Greatest Practical Jokes: Everything You Need to Pull Pranks Like a Pro

By Chris Rodell

Chronicle Books
Paperback (96 pages)

Golf s Greatest Practical Jokes: Everything You Need to Pull Pranks Like a Pro
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Get ready to discover the wild side of the green! Including a 96-page booklet filled with clubhouse high jinks and historical golf joke highlights, this kit also comes with an exploding golf ball, ball markerswith hilarious inscriptions, and flat-top teesenough to keep any golfer laughing through all eighteen holes. A perfect gift for Father's Day!


 
       
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