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  • Death Trap
    Two guys, Tom and John, are playing golf when Tom hits his ball into a wooded ravine...

  • Golf Ball
    A golfer is about to tee off, when a salesman runs up to him shoutin, "Wait! Before you tee off, I've got something really incredible to show you!"

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101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition

By Elias Hill

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (106 pages)

101 So Bad, They re Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition
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Watch out! Dad's going golfing and he's bringing the best of his worst jokes with him. This 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition will have your dad splitting his pants as he laughs along with these great jokes. Good thing he always brings an extra pair, just in case he gets a hole in one.

Get this great 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition today for the golfer in your family who doesn't mind laughing at bad putts or bad puns. This books will drive dad to smile faster than he's able to drive to the green. This book makes a great gift for a birthday or special holiday.

God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers

By Ray Foley

Sourcebooks
Released: 2009-05-01
Paperback (144 pages)

God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers
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God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life!

Examples from God Loves Golfers Best:

Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.

What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!

A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.
Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport: 175 Jokes for All 18 Holes (Perret's Joke Book Series)

By Gene Perret

Familius
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Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport: 175 Jokes for All 18 Holes (Perret s Joke Book Series)
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Doing something over and over again and hoping for different results is the definition of insanity . . . and also of golf.

Bob Hope claimed that golf was his profession show business just paid the greens fees. From Hope s head joke writer, Gene Perret, and daughter Linda Perret comes a joke book for golfers of all skill levels.

Golf is a demanding game. It usually demands much more than most weekend hackers have to offer. But the best way to have fun playing golf is to simply have fun playing golf.Sometimes that means laughing at the other players on the green; sometimes that means laughing at yourself.

With 175 original gags and one-liners about golf, Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport is the perfect gift for the golfer in your life."

Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: Our Most Hilarious Jokes, Gags, and Cartoons

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Simon Schuster
Released: 2014-01-02
Paperback (216 pages)

Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: Our Most Hilarious Jokes, Gags, and Cartoons
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More than 1,000 jokes, quotes, anecdotes, and cartoons from Reader’s digest magazine—guaranteed to put laughter in your day.

This hilarious collection offers up some of the funniest moments that get us through our day, in the form of jokes, gags and cartoons that will have readers laughing out loud.

Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring readers Laughter the Best Medicine, All-Time Faves, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine.

“Did you hear the one about the hitchhiker who never got anywhere? He’d get up early to avoid traffic.” --Chuck Welch, Houston, TX

“When my husband was a home builder, his thumb ended up on the business end of a sledgehammer, and our three-year-old daughter, Kiana, was eager to tell the entire world. When her caregiver asked how the accident had happened, Kiana shook her head sadly and said, “You know, sometimes at work, my daddy just gets hammered.”
--Stasia Uhlmann, Rocky Mountain House, Canada

“After one of my students acted up, I took him to our school psychiatrist, who asked if he had ADHD. “No,” said the boy. “I just have a normal TV.” –Matthew Hughes, Fort Collins, CO

“I’ve been told that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. How come when you meet the wrong person, it takes a year and a half?” --Comedian Phil Hanley


 
 
 
 

 
 
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