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  • Death Trap
    Two guys, Tom and John, are playing golf when Tom hits his ball into a wooded ravine...

  • Golf Ball
    A golfer is about to tee off, when a salesman runs up to him shoutin, "Wait! Before you tee off, I've got something really incredible to show you!"

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Golf's Funniest Jokes

By Jim Chumley

Summersdale
Hardcover (96 pages)

Golf s Funniest Jokes
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These hilarious jokes will have golf fans in stitches all the way up and down the green

Why did the golfer's wife ask to be buried on the golf course?
So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave.


After a long day on the fairway, put away the patterned jumper and five-iron and laugh off the double-bogeys with this selection of hysterical jokes. Golf's Funniest Jokes will suit golf fanatics to a tee.

God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers

By Ray Foley

Ray Foley
Released: 2009-05-01
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  • God Loves Golfers Best The Best Jokes Quotes and Cartoons for Golfers
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God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life!

Examples from God Loves Golfers Best:

Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.

What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!

A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.
Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Golf & Sports Jokes: Very Funny Golf Jokes and Lists (Humor Series)

By William E. Ballew

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (42 pages)

Golf & Sports Jokes: Very Funny Golf Jokes and Lists (Humor Series)
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Golf & Sports Jokes is Volume 9 of the HUMOR SERIES; in this humorous and entertaining series of joke books by Papa Bill Ballew and Nathan Ballew. A very funny book of jokes that are guaranteed to make you and your friends laugh on the subject of golf and sports jokes and lists - we hope that this book brings many a smile to your face! Try the whole series; available as e-books on Amazon, too. Golf & Sports Jokes is Volume 9 of the HUMOR SERIES includes the following chapters: Golf Jokes Golf Lists Sports Jokes and More…

Golf Joke Book

By J. Alexander Poulton

Folklore Pub
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Golf Joke Book
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Jokes are just part of the game when it comes to golf: duffers, mulligans, holes-in-one or out of bounds. Or they're about the relationships between men and women where golf is an issue:

-- One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie. Tie me up, she purred, and you can do anything you want. So he tied her up and went golfing.

-- Did you hear the one about the wife who got hit in the head with a golf ball on the first hole and died? The husband was so distraught he only played the front nine.

-- Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

-- US PGA Commentator: One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said?

-- Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition

By Elias Hill

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101 So Bad, They re Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition
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Watch out! Dad's going golfing and he's bringing the best of his worst jokes with him. This 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition will have your dad splitting his pants as he laughs along with these great jokes. Good thing he always brings an extra pair, just in case he gets a hole in one.

Get this great 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes: Golf Edition today for the golfer in your family who doesn't mind laughing at bad putts or bad puns. This books will drive dad to smile faster than he's able to drive to the green. This book makes a great gift for a birthday or special holiday.



 
 
 
 

 
 
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