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By Ron Stewart
Acadia Scale Press
Paperback (136 pages)
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By Peter Syrek
Released: 2011-02-26
Kindle Edition (54 pages)
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If you are a golf fanatic or know one, you need to get this book. Page after page of ridiculously funny golf quotes - one liners - jokes and cartoons. Hysterical golf humor, original golf jokes for that golf fan - fanatic. Get a laugh from something other than your golf game.
Sample Funny Quotes - Jokes - One Liners:
You Know you are a Golf Fanatic When…
• God called. He wants you to put down your clubs and come back to church Sunday mornings.
• You always have golf range tokens in your pocket.
• Whenever you meet a stranger, the first words out of your mouth are “do you play golf?”
• You have a Tiger Woods air freshener in your car.
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By Ray Foley
Sourcebooks, Inc.
Paperback (144 pages)
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God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.
Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
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By Brett Avery
Workman Publishing Company
Calendar (320 pages)
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Shaped like a golf ball and packed with facts and laughs, this is the lively calendar with all the obsession— but none of the frustration—of a daily round. On the Lip quizzes: True or false: Two players have made double eagles in the same Champions Tour events. (True. Bobby Nichols and Ben Smith accomplished the feat in the 1988 Northville Invitational.) Only in Golf, including Joakim Haeggman, who was fined £500 for swearing loudly during the first round of the 1993 Dunhill British Masters. Plus It’s a Game of Numbers, Unbeatable Records, and the one-and-only John Daly: "I’m not doing any fitness. You won’t see me in the gym. They don’t let me smoke in there."
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By Fred Gefen
Citadel
Released: 2000-06-01
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Released: 2012-01-16
Kindle Edition (39 pages)
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Is there nothing sacred! Why would anyone want to make fun of holier- than-thou Golfers? Why not! We’ve secured the very best jokes from tons of new e-mails, greens-keepers and semi-inactive spectators. This volume of Despicable Golf Jokes includes golf jokes, golf short stories, golf Q & A, golf list and golf one-liners.
We’ve cover everything from short putters to deep holes, hairy balls to stiff shafts, real roughs to sandy traps, from teeing off to water hazards, dumb caddies and shaved turfs. We share the funnier side of golf lessons to the secrets to the big swingers…ya baby! Other topics on ‘par’ with green fees are Rabbis and golfers, slow putters, doctors and lawyers who cheat, God and gophers, lightning and blunder, 18-holers..ouch, Mother nature and woodies, corporate golf events, whimpers and losers and finally, bogies, eagles and everything you need to know about a hole in one…sounds saucy!
ACME: House of Humor: Despicable Golf Jokes is absolutely perfect for pros and amateur golfers alike and all other normal readers!
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