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The World's Best Golf Jokes: Remembered, Compiled, and Told by One of Them

By Ray Welch

Sterling & Ross Publishers
Paperback (248 pages)

The World s Best Golf Jokes: Remembered, Compiled, and Told by One of Them
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Anyone who plays golf either has sense of humor, or needs one very badly. Albert Einstein put it this way: “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” Noted essayist and award-winning copywriter Ray Welch has compiled a wealth of laughs from the links sure to move even the most stoic fairway fan to grins and sometimes outright guffaws. The book is handily arranged by topics, including “Vatican Valley CC,” “The Only ‘Blind Golfer’ Joke You’ll Ever Need,” and the self-explanatory “Balls!”

Golf's Greatest Practical Jokes: Everything You Need to Pull Pranks Like a Pro

By Chris Rodell

Chronicle Books
Paperback (96 pages)

Golf s Greatest Practical Jokes: Everything You Need to Pull Pranks Like a Pro
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Get ready to discover the wild side of the green! Including a 96-page booklet filled with clubhouse high jinks and historical golf joke highlights, this kit also comes with an exploding golf ball, ball markers with hilarious inscriptions, and flat-top tees enough to keep any golfer laughing through all eighteen holes. A perfect gift for Father's Day!

Jokes I Heard on the Golf Course

By Jeff Wayne

Uproar Entertainment
Released: 2002-08-02
Audio CD

Jokes I Heard on the Golf Course
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The Funny Pages: 1,473 Jokes From Today's Funniest Comedians

By Judy Brown

Andrews McMeel Publishing
Paperback (288 pages)

The Funny Pages: 1,473 Jokes From Today s Funniest Comedians
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The search for the perfect funny tidbit on virtually any topic can start and finish by letting your fingers do the walking through a copy of The Funny Pages. This fresh 304-page collection assembles quips from the country's top comedians of the last three decades. Cataloged and alphabetized by subject, it puts the well-timed joke or zinger just a flip of a page away. George Carlin on the Death Penalty: "You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." Jay Leno on Politics: "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." Rita Rudner on Shopping: "Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly, and they always say the same thing: "This looks much better on." On what? On fire?" Dennis Leary on Geography: "I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed-off people can live in one place and get it over with." When it comes to identifying good jokes and funny observations, few are more qualified than author Judy Brown. There's plenty to laugh at and reflect on in The Funny Pages. Whether you're a speechwriter, student, businessperson, or someone who just appreciates great humor, you're sure to find what you're looking for in this humor-reference book and joke collection rolled into one.

Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories and Fairway Wisdom

By Sheila Stewart

Acadia Scales Press
Paperback (136 pages)

Another  500  All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories and Fairway Wisdom
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