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    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

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Finley the Fish: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More! (Fun Time Reader Book 5)

By Uncle Amon

Uncle Amon Books
Released: 2015-05-10
Kindle Edition (28 pages)

Finley the Fish: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More! (Fun Time Reader Book 5)
 
Product Description:

Are you looking for a kid's or children's book that is highly entertaining, great for early readers, and is jam-packed with bedtime stories, jokes, games, and more? This children's storybook has it all!

Finley is a shy fish. He has a hard time making friends because he is so shy, but his best-friend Barney is always by his side. Follow the adventures of Finley and Barney! This is an excellent read for beginning and early readers. Each story is easy to read and exciting with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and read aloud at home.

  • Fun games and puzzles included
  • Excellent for beginning and early readers
  • Cute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime story
  • Funny and hilarious jokes & illustrations for kids

This story is great for a quick bedtime story and to be read aloud with friends and family.

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  • Finley’s Best Friend, Barney
  • George the Green Fish
  • Finley Meets a Shark
  • Finley Meets the Colorful Fish
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  • Games and Puzzles
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Greatest Fishing Jokes: Told By Wise Fisherman To Their Friends (FIshing Jokes Fishing Tales Fishing Stories Series Book 1)

By Rod N. Reel

Chef Tummy Omnimedia - Fishing Jokes Fishing Tales Fishing Stories Division
Released: 2015-03-11
Kindle Edition (46 pages)

Greatest Fishing Jokes: Told By Wise Fisherman To Their Friends (FIshing Jokes Fishing Tales Fishing Stories Series Book 1)
 
Product Description:

FISHERMEN — LAZY DRUNKEN DREAMERS OR GOD’S CHOSEN PEOPLE?

Author Rod N. Reel settles the question for you in this funny book

The Rod N. Reel family tradition includes telling jokes around the fishing camp fire. These jokes, tall tales and the greatest quotes about fishing will guide you to the largest catches of your life, with fish so large as to sink your boat, and you will be celebrated as the best fisherman in the world, or so goes every fishing story.


Here is a taste of the funnitude within your book - Things Never Heard At Fishing Camp:

  • There’s no way that 20-pound bass would look good mounted on my living room wall.

  • I am going to skip going to fishing camp next weekend so I can go to the mall and hold my wife’s purse while she tries on shoes.

  • We have enough beer.

  • We won’t use all this bait.

  • I am going to leave fishing camp early for the office because I want to impress my boss.

We read to learn and improve ourselves as humans. Here is an example of the wisdom in your book: “Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.”
— Chuck Clark.

If you know that “Carpe Diem” does not mean “fish of the day, this is the book for you. If you did not know “Carpe Diem” does not mean “fish of the day, buy this book to increase your learning and become a better person.

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