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Product Description: The latest joke collection in the Smarties Joke Book series. What's in a dinosaur's joke book? Well how about this - What was the scariest dinosaur that ever lived? The Terrordactyl of course. Or these - Where does a Diplodocus wipe its feet? On a Diplomat. What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A Tyrannosuarus Wrecks. Here in one outrageous volume are over 500 ridiculous jokes about dinosaurs. One or two almost became extinct, but we managed to save them, so everyone can enjoy them. What about - What is at the top of a Triceratops's legs? A Tricerabottom. We'll spare you more...
What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs!
Product Description: How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes? Why, get out of the way, of course! These are just two of the dinosaur jokes that will have you laughing and rolling on the floor until your stomach is, well, saurus.
Product Description: Everyone knows how fascinated kids are by dinosaurs. Here, for laughter and entertainment are 1001 DINOSAUR JOKES FOR KIDS--a complete compendium of any kind of dinosaur joke. It will leave them laughing in the aisles and begging for more: What do you get if you cross a Tyrannosaurus with a glove? I dont' know--but don' stick your hand in it! Who gave the dinosaurs a dollar whenever they lost a tooth? The Tooth Fairydactyl!
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