Home: Joke Catalog



Joke Categories:

   Animals
      Cats
      Dinosaurs
      Dogs

   Business

   Cars

   Computers
      Internet
      Programmers
      UNIX

   Food

   Health
      Dentists
      Diet
      Doctors

   Lawyers

   Math
      Mathematicians
      Quick Fire
      Statistics

   Philosophy

   Sales

   Science
      Biology
      Chemistry
      Physics

   Sports
      Baseball
      Fishing
      Golf



   Links




   Humor eBooks



 Humor Downloads (Adverts)
   Cartoon Drawing Secrets
   Stand-up Comedy Secrets
   That's Comedy
 
   














































 
Free Jokes
JokeCatalog.com   >   Animals   >   Dinosaurs

Dinosaur Jokes

Please choose a joke:
Related Web Sites

Here are some other websites that may be of interest:

More Animal Jokes




Related Jokes & Comedy Books

Here are some related joke and humor books:

Disclosure: Products details and descriptions provided by Amazon.com. Our company may receive a payment if you purchase products from them after following a link from this website.

The Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns

By Artie Bennett

Sterling Children's Books
Paperback (96 pages)

The Universe s Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns
List Price: $6.95*
Lowest New Price: $2.95*
Lowest Used Price: $1.60*
Usually ships in 24 hours*
*(As of 20:06 Pacific 22 May 2019 More Info)


Click Here
Product Description:
What does a Pteranodon get after flying too long?  PTIRED!
Young dinosaur fans will love these hilarious puns, knock-knocks, and one-liners about their favorite prehistoric beasts!
 
If there are two things every kid loves, it’s jokes and dinosaurs. So they’ll go crazy for this comic collection of gags and jests about dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures. Loaded with wacky humor and funny business, this book is guaranteed to ignite sidesplitting laughter.

The Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever

By Joe King

Andersen Press
Released: 2018-04-24
Paperback (96 pages)

The Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever
List Price: $8.99*
Lowest New Price: $2.98*
Lowest Used Price: $2.96*
Usually ships in 24 hours*
*(As of 20:06 Pacific 22 May 2019 More Info)


Click Here
Product Description:

What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!

Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong?
Because T. rex everything!

Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!

Dudley the Dinosaur: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More! (Fun Time Reader Book 46)

By Uncle Amon

Uncle Amon Books
Released: 2015-05-04
Kindle Edition (33 pages)

Dudley the Dinosaur: Short Stories, Games, Jokes, and More! (Fun Time Reader Book 46)
 
Product Description:

Silly and Fun Dinosaur Book for Beginning Readers!

Are you looking for a kid's or children's book that is highly entertaining, great for early readers, and is jam-packed with bedtime stories, jokes, games, and more? This children's storybook has it all!

Dudley is a very friendly dinosaur, but he is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. All the other dinosaurs are afraid of him. Can Dudley convince the other dinosaurs that he is friendly? Follow the adventures of Dudley the dinosaur. This is an excellent read for beginning and early readers. Each story is easy to read and exciting with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

  • 5 fun short stories for kids
  • Fun games and puzzles included
  • Excellent for beginning and early readers
  • Cute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime story
  • Funny and hilarious jokes & illustrations for kids

This story is great for a quick bedtime story and to be read aloud with friends and family.

Story List & Activities:

  • Enter Dudley
  • Fly Away Home
  • Faster Than A Speeding Turtle! But Just Barely
  • Dino-Dentistry
  • Bad Decisions
  • Funny Dinosaur Jokes
  • Games and Puzzles

Scroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!

tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books, dinosaurs books, dinosaur books for kids, kids books, children's books bedtime stories for kids, bedtime storybook collection, bedtime storybook, kids stories, bedtime stories for children, bedtime reading, free childrens books, Children's books, short stories, kids stories, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids stories, stories for kids, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, jokes, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about animals, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, free ebooks, ebooks free, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories


102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter

By Bryan Thomas Schmidt

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (40 pages)

102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter
List Price: $5.99*
Lowest New Price: $5.99*
Lowest Used Price: $4.49*
Usually ships in 24 hours*
*(As of 20:06 Pacific 22 May 2019 More Info)


Click Here
Product Description:
What's a Velociraptor's favorite number? Eight (ate)! Kids are fascinated by dinosaurs - what they looked like, what they ate, where they lived, how you pronounce their names, etc. Kids also love jokes, riddles, puns. Kids loved Delabarre Publishing's best-selling 101 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: T-Rex Ticklers and Raptor Riddles to Keep Your Kids Roaring With Laughter, and now kids have even more dinosaur jokes with 102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter. What do you call a dentist who treats dinosaurs? Scared.

My Teacher Is a Dinosaur: And Other Prehistoric Poems, Jokes, Riddles & Amazing Facts

By Loreen Leedy

Two Lions
Released: 2012-09-18
Kindle Edition (48 pages)

My Teacher Is a Dinosaur: And Other Prehistoric Poems, Jokes, Riddles & Amazing Facts
 
Product Description:
With lively illustrations, poems, riddles, jokes, and interesting facts, Loreen Leedy takes readers on a prehistoric tour beginning with the formation of Earth 4.5 billion years ago. Readers will learn about the plants and animals in each period up to when dinosaurs and small mammals and even humans appeared. There's a timeline that helps clarify the different periods covered, and kids will especially enjoy the entertaining and captioned artwork, humor and intriguing informational tidbits throughout. A fascinating introduction to prehistoric times that will wet readers' appetite for more.

Drago the Dragon: Short Stories, Jokes, and Games! (Fun Time Reader Book 28)

By Uncle Amon

Uncle Amon Books
Released: 2015-02-15
Kindle Edition (28 pages)

Drago the Dragon: Short Stories, Jokes, and Games! (Fun Time Reader Book 28)
 
Product Description:

Fantastic for Reading Aloud With Friends and Family!

Are you looking for a kid's or children's book that is highly entertaining, great for early readers, and is jam-packed with bedtime stories, jokes, games, and more? This children's storybook has it all!

Follow the adventures of Drago the Dragon! Drago is a gentle dragon that lives on the other side of Dark Mountain. His best friend is a cute, little girl named Emily. What kinds of adventures will Drago and Emily get into next?

These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be read aloud with friends and family!

  • Excellent for early readers
  • Includes fun games & activities for kids
  • Great for reading aloud with friends and family
  • Illustrated story book great for a quick bedtime story
  • Funny and hilarious jokes for kids

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

Fun for Everyone in the Family. Kids and children can practice their reading skills or have a parent read the stories aloud to them. These fun stories are great for early and beginner readers. The stories are cute and easy to read and the illustrations are great for younger readers!

Story List & Activities:

  • Drago Makes a Friend
  • Just for Fun Activity
  • Drago Has a Dream
  • Dragon-Sized Fire Sneezes
  • Drago and the Present
  • The Great Dragon Race
  • Funny Dragon Jokes

Scroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!

tags: children books, children chapter books, children story books, books children, free children kindle books, educational books for children, children joke books, picture books for children, children animal books, young childrens books, kindle books for kids, kids books, fantasy books for kids age 9 12, kid books, free kindle books for kids, books for kids ages 4-8, kids books on sale, best selling books for kids, good kids books, new books for kids, fun kids books, kindle kids books, kids picture books, bedtime stories for kindle, bedtime story, funny bedtime stories, bedtime stories for kids, animals, animal stories, animal pictures, storytelling animal, beginning readers kindergarten books for kids, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, childrens books, childrens book, kindle unlimited, kindle unlimited books for kids, kindle unlimited books for children, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, free ebooks, ebooks free, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading


 
 
 
 

 
 
All jokes on this website are works of fiction, and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any similarity between the events, people, characters, organizations or products/services depicted within the website to any real event or any real person (living or dead) or any real organization or any real product/service, is unintended and purely coincidental.

Copyright © 2006-2019, Answers 2000 Limited

CERTAIN CONTENT THAT APPEARS ON THIS SITE COMES FROM AMAZON SERVICES LLC. THIS CONTENT IS PROVIDED 'AS IS' AND IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR REMOVAL AT ANY TIME.
CERTAIN CONTENT THAT APPEARS ON THIS SITE,COMES FROM AMAZON EU S. r.l. THIS CONTENT IS PROVIDED 'AS IS' AND IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR REMOVAL AT ANY TIME.

Disclosure: Our company's websites' content (including this website's content) includes advertisements for our own company's websites, products, and services, and for other organization's websites, products, and services. In the case of links to other organization's websites, our company may receive a payment, (1) if you purchase products or services, or (2) if you sign-up for third party offers, after following links from this website. Unless specifically otherwise stated, information about other organization's products and services, is based on information provided by that organization, the product/service vendor, and/or publicly available information - and should not be taken to mean that we have used the product/service in question. Additionally, our company's websites contain some adverts which we are paid to display, but whose content is not selected by us, such as Google AdSense ads. For more detailed information, please see Advertising/Endorsements Disclosures

Our sites use cookies, some of which may already be set on your computer. Use of our site constitutes consent for this. For details, please see Privacy.

Click privacy for information about our company's privacy, data collection and data retention policies, and your rights.

Contact Us   Privacy   Terms of Use   Advertising/Endorsements Disclosures

In Association With Amazon.com
Answers 2000 Limited is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.
In Association With Amazon.co.uk
Answers 2000 Limited is a participant in the Amazon EU Associates Programme, an affiliate advertising programme designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.co.uk.
As an Amazon Associate, our company earns from qualifying purchases. Amazon, the Amazon logo, Endless, and the Endless logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.
All trademarks are property of their respective owners.
All third party content and adverts are copyright of their respective owners.