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JokeCatalog.com   >   Animals   >   Dinosaurs   >   Quickies Dinosaurs Jokes What would you call a dinosaur with excellent vocabulary? Thesaurus What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? A Tyrannosaurus wrecks! Where does the Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to visit? Anywhere he wants! How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What do you call an anxious dinosaur? A nervous Rex! What do you get if your cross a Tyrannosaurus with a chicken? A Tyrannosaurus Pecks! What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork! What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs! What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! Where did the Velociraptor go shopping? At the dino-store! What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes? Get out the way! How can you tell if a dinosaur is under your bed? Because your nose hits the ceiling! How can you tell if there is a Stegosaurus in bed with you? By the dino-snores! How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the D on his pajamas! What did the dinosaur say when he hurt himself? I'm-so-saurus Related Links Dinosaur Jungle Everything you could possibly want to know about dinosaurs! Dinosaurs News Dinosaurs Parks More Dinosaur Jokes More Animal Jokes

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