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    Once there was a man who hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of it.

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Cat Jokes: For Kids Ages 7 to 107

By Barberelli

Barberelli
Paperback (48 pages)

Cat Jokes: For Kids Ages 7 to 107
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  • Cat Jokes For Kids Ages 7 to 107
Product Description:
Rattle your funny bone with the most fascinating hairy (and hairless) best friends of all time - CATS! Includes exciting riddles, laugh out loud puns, hilarious knock-knocks, and crazy anecdotes! Friendly for everyone who likes cats!

Cats: Funny Cat Jokes and Humor - For All Cat Lovers

By Cat Cats

Released: 2016-03-31
Kindle Edition

Cats: Funny Cat Jokes and Humor - For All Cat Lovers
 
Product Description:
Cat Jokes

Welcome to this hilarious collection of cat jokes and other cat based humor.

Are you ever stuck for a good cat joke to tell your friends? No...didn't think so. But if you were, this book would make sure that the cat never had your tongue again!

Plus free bonus content!

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Memes: Funny Cat Memes & Jokes: (Funny Memes About Cattos, Cat Jokes, Cool Cats, Funny Jokes & Awesome Meme Humor)

By Memes

Released: 2017-09-11
Kindle Edition (1938 pages)

Memes: Funny Cat Memes & Jokes: (Funny Memes About Cattos, Cat Jokes, Cool Cats, Funny Jokes & Awesome Meme Humor)
 
Product Description:
FUNNY CAT MEMES

Welcome to this brilliant collection of cat memes! Puuurfect for all cat lovers!

We have also included a huge bonus segment of other memes that we think you will just love!

Memes: Funny Cat Memes: (Cattos Are Sooo Cute & Hilarious - Funny Memes & Funny Jokes - Cat Books)

By Memes

Released: 2017-09-17
Kindle Edition (1756 pages)

Memes: Funny Cat Memes: (Cattos Are Sooo Cute & Hilarious - Funny Memes & Funny Jokes - Cat Books)
 
Product Description:
FUNNY CAT MEMES

Welcome to this brilliant collection of cat memes! Puuurfect for all cat lovers!

We have also included a huge bonus segment of other memes that we think you will just love!

Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book

By Jim Davis

Ballantine Books
Released: 1993-12-29
Mass Market Paperback (144 pages)

Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book
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Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.

The Funny Farm: Jokes About Dogs, Cats, Ducks, Snakes, Bears, and Other Animals (Michael Dahl Presents Super Funny Joke Books)

By Michael Dahl

Brand: Picture Window Books
Paperback (80 pages)

The Funny Farm: Jokes About Dogs, Cats, Ducks, Snakes, Bears, and Other Animals (Michael Dahl Presents Super Funny Joke Books)
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A collection of jokes about animals.

150 Cat Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids

By Kid's Corner Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (35 pages)

150 Cat Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids
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Are you ready for the best Cat Jokes and Riddles for Kids?

Below are sample jokes that you mind find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purr-ple

Q: What do you call a cat that smells good?
A: Prrrr-fume

Q: What animals are the best pets?
A: Cats, because they are purr-fect

Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator

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