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    Once there was a man who hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of it.

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Cat Jokes: Funny Jokes for Cat Lovers

By Aaron Stark

Independently published
Paperback (50 pages)

Cat Jokes: Funny Jokes for Cat Lovers
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Hundreds of wholesome cat jokes.

A great gift for cat lovers of all ages.

101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Cats (WITH 35+ PICTURES)! (Animal Jokes Book 1)

By Cesar Dunbar

Released: 2018-05-02
Kindle Edition (136 pages)

101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Cats (WITH 35+ PICTURES)! (Animal Jokes Book 1)
 
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The Perfect Christmas 2018 Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Cat Jokes!


What did the alien say to the cat?

Answer: “Take me to your litter!

Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh.

That is why ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids’ is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!

Why You Should Get Your Paws On ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids’:



In this book, you will find:

  • 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles 
  • 35+ Funny Illustratrions

This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter!


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Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside:


Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off?

A: The re-tail store!

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Q: Who delivers presents to cats?

A: Santa Claws!

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Q: What is a cat’s favorite car? 

A: a Catillac


Buy ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids’, and you will get access to all the other jokes

Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you’re also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids.

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Cat Jokes: For Kids Ages 7 to 107

By Barberelli

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (48 pages)

Cat Jokes: For Kids Ages 7 to 107
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Rattle your funny bone with the most fascinating hairy (and hairless) best friends of all time - CATS! Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than to buy a toupee! Includes various exciting riddles, laugh out loud puns, hilarious knock-knocks, and crazy anecdotes! Friendly for everyone who likes cats!

Crazy Cat Jokes: An Illustrated Collection

By Momo J Pug

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (46 pages)

Crazy Cat Jokes: An Illustrated Collection
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Did you hear about the crazy cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had MITTENS!

How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They get a Purrrrrson to do it for them!


The Crazy Cat Joke Book is a super funny collection of cat jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any kitten lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special cat lover? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT CATS!

"Funniest book about Cats! EVER!" - Peter M.
"Best Cat Gift!" - Jane D.

Readers will have a blast with this cat book filled with clean feline jokes, one liners, kitty humor, and puns that you’ll just have to share with friends and family. It’s the perfect funny present for kitty lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone up for feline humor at its very best.

Your search for the best cat book of jokes is over! This Crazy Cat Joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your kitty rolling on the floor begging for more!

So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of cats to others!

Here’s why The CatJoke Book is the best kind of joke book:

• Funny Jokes about cats
• Excellent unusual gift for any kitten lover
• Cute and colorful illustrations
• Hours of fun and entertainment
• Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)
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All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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