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JokeCatalog.com   >   Animals   >   Cats   >   Quickies Cats Jokes Why did the cat drink ten bowls of water? To set a new lap record! Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens! What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws, and the other has the clause before the pause! What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies! What do cats like to eat on hot days? Mice cream cones! What is cats' favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! How do cat get their own way? With friendly purr-suasion! What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator! What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purr-patrator! What is cats' favorite colour? Purr-ple! Why do cats hate flying saucers? Because they can't reach the milk. Related Links Cat Downloads Cat Health Secrets (Advertisement) Cat Training Secrets (Advertisement) Guide to Pets Articles and information about Pets Solutions to Cat Behavior Problems (Advertisement) More Cat Jokes More Animal Jokes

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