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    Dog cartoons and drawings.

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    Funny Pictures of Dogs.

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    Short jokes about dogs.

  • Talking Dog
    A man walks into a bar and says "If I prove to you that my dog can talk and answer questions, will you give me a free drink?"
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101 Cat And Dog Jokes (101 Jokes Books)

By Katy Hall

Scholastic Paperbacks
Paperback (96 pages; 1)

101 Cat And Dog Jokes (101 Jokes Books)
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What was the first cat to fly? Kitty-hawk! There are more than 101 jokes, puns, riddles and knock-knocks in this new addition to the bestselling line of 101 Jokes Books.

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

By Louis Sachar

SCHOLASTIC, INC
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Dogs Don t Tell Jokes
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A Dog Walks into a Bar . . .: Dog Jokes So Funny You'll Beg for More

Lark Books
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A Dog Walks into a Bar . . .: Dog Jokes So Funny You ll Beg for More
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Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected—and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.

Speak!: The Best Doggone Quotes, Jokes, & Anecdotes for Dog Lovers

Plume
Released: 2000-10-31
Paperback (224 pages)

Speak!: The Best Doggone Quotes, Jokes, & Anecdotes for Dog Lovers
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A one-of-a-kind compendium of wit and wisdom from dog lovers throughout history.

This humorous and heartwarming collection of bon mots, memorable quips, and touching stories looks at man's best friend through the words of celebrities, historical figures, and politicians who all share one thing in common: They're head-over-heels in love with their dogs. From Franz Kafka to Dave Barry, Abraham Lincoln to Picasso, Sir Isaac Newton to David Letterman, Speak! brings together authors, performers, philosophers, and presidents to sing the praises of their beloved canine companions.

"I can train any dog in five minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."--Barbara Woodhouse

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."--Elizabeth Taylor

"What dogs? These are my children, little people with fur who make my heart open a little wider."--Oprah Winfrey

Organized in a way that will be meaningful to any dog owner, Speak! covers all aspects of the life we share with our canines, and the special place they have in our hearts.

The Mammoth Book of Jokes: Over 6, 000 Shaggy Dog Stories, Limericks, Puns and Put-downs for All Occasions

By Geoff Tibballs

Robinson Publishing
Paperback (614 pages)

The Mammoth Book of Jokes: Over 6, 000 Shaggy Dog Stories, Limericks, Puns and Put-downs for All Occasions
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Containing over 6000 entries, arranged by topic and fully indexed by subject this book represents a great store of jokes, toasts, after dinner stories and quotations.

Chistes Perrones / Dog Jokes (Spanish Edition)

By Genaro Moreno

Selector S.A. de C.U.
Paperback (144 pages)

Chistes Perrones / Dog Jokes (Spanish Edition)
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Cat Dog Joke Book

By Annie Auerbach

Scholastic
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102 Cat & Dog Jokes

By Pellowski

Troll Communications
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A collection of riddles about cats and dogs, including "What kind of dog is good with tools? A Wrench Poodle."


 
       
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