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What breed of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppy dogs!
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
What is the dogs' favorite city?
New Yorkie!
Who is the dogs' favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a lion?
A terrified postman!
What did the Dalmatian say after eating a great meal?
That hit the spots!
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
Because they'll mess up your whole house!
Why do dogs bury their bones in the ground?
Because they can't bury them in trees!
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
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