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Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles

By New Handwriting

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (86 pages)

Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles
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Learning to write in cursive, or joined up, form is something that all children do at an early stage in their development. It is an important part of any child’s progress and it should be fun and entertaining for them, as well as a significant step.

Now you can help your child to practice their cursive writing technique with the Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles Grades 3-5.

Inside you will find:

- 100 jokes, specifically for children, which will amuse them as they learn
- A practice page for each one, where they can write out each joke
- A range of emoticons on each page, for your child to highlight their progress

This simple book is as effective as it is fun and with its hilarious jokes it will keep your child interested in the repetitive practice that goes into cursive writing, right to the end.

Get a copy of Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids now and provide your child with the additional support they need to develop their own unique cursive style.

SAMPLE JOKES:

What do frogs like to drink? Croaka-Cola

What’s 12 legged, six eyed, three tailed and can't see? Three blind mice.

What do mice like to play? Hide and squeak.

Where do freshwater fish put their money? In the river bank.

What's a llama's beverage of choice? Llama-nade

Where can you find a legless horse? Exactly where you left him.

What do you call a fish without an I? A fsh.

What language goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse Toad.

Why do dogs run in circles? It's not easy to run in squares.

How do fleas travel? By itch-hiking.

The book of Clean Jokes : Fun for the entire family: The best jokes, riddles and comic stuff that are both fun to read, and clean enough for the entire family

By Cotton Kitten

Independently published
Paperback (100 pages)

The book of Clean Jokes : Fun for the entire family: The best jokes, riddles and comic stuff that are both fun to read, and clean enough for the entire family
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In its 100 pages, this book contains the best jokes, riddles and comic stuff that are both fun to read, and clean enough for the entire family.

Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Jokes and Riddles 2

By New Handwriting

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (86 pages)

Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Jokes and Riddles 2
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Cursive writing is making a huge comeback. Studies show that practicing cursive writing better engages a child's brain and improves fine motor skills. It helps children learn how words work together. The best news is kids will have tons of fun with this hilarious joke-filled cursive workbook.

Each of the workbook’s 80 practice pages contains a funny joke kids will love to tell. Every joke is written out in cursive for kids to trace and copy. In Step 1, kids will trace over the jokes for practice. In Step 2, kids then rewrite the joke in cursive on the practice lines provided. What better way is there to remember a joke than to write it out a few times?

Inside you will find:

- 80 pages of kid-friendly jokes to copy and trace
- Practice writing complete cursive sentences
- Can be reproduced for home or in-class use

Parents and teachers can reproduce the practice pages of this workbook for use at home or school. Kids can have plenty of opportunity to perfect their cursive handwriting skills. And best of all, that practice has never been more fun.

Note: This workbook is geared toward those kids who are learning to write full sentences. They should be comfortable with the cursive alphabet and writing words in cursive.

SAMPLE JOKES:

What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow.

What do you call a dear that has no eyes? No eye dear.

What did the alien say to the grass? Take me to your weeder.

Why was the tomato so red? It saw the salad dressing.

Why did the cookie stay home from work? Because it felt crummy.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

With what do you stop at red and go at green? A watermelon!

What do you get if you study in an airplane? A higher education!

Why did the leopard lose at hide and seek? He was spotted.

Why was the picture put in prison? It was framed.

Jokes For Kids: The big best jokebook with 300+ jokes and riddles sure to tickle the funny bone of children of all ages and with 100+ super cute colorable cartoons to satiate their creative appetites

By Cotton Kitten

Independently published
Paperback (110 pages)

Jokes For Kids: The big best jokebook with 300+ jokes and riddles sure to tickle the funny bone of children of all ages and with 100+ super cute colorable cartoons to satiate their creative appetites
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This is the best jokebook for kids with 300+ jokes and riddles sure to tickle the funny bone of children of all ages and with 100+ super cute colorable cartoons to satiate their creative appetites.

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)

By Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Enslow Elementary
Paperback (48 pages)

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)
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What color is a burp? Burple! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different science topics! You can also create your own funny board game!


 
 
 
 

 
 
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