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  • After Dinner Speaker
    The after dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he sat down, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to put in his false teeth...

  • Cheapest Extraction
    A man went into the dentist's office, and asked "How much to remove wisdom teeth?"

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    Assorted short dentist jokes.

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Dental Health for Kids plus Dentist Jokes

By Rich Linviile & Christine Carter RDH

Independently published
Paperback (35 pages)

Dental Health for Kids plus Dentist Jokes
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Why should you brush your teeth, tongue and gums at least twice a day? What is the right way to brush your teeth? How should you floss your teeth? Which kind of mouthwash should you use?

Dentist Jokes: Huge Selection Of Funny Jokes For Dentists

By Chester Croker

Glowworm Press
Released: 2019-02-02
Kindle Edition (31 pages)

Dentist Jokes: Huge Selection Of Funny Jokes For Dentists
 
Product Description:
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.

This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.

Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.

It's like being given a dose of laughing gas!

Brace yourself, and download it now!

Funny Dentist Gag Gift Journal - Dentists Have Fillings Too: A Feelings Dental Pun Joke, DIY Writing Diary Note Book - 100 Lined Pages + 8 Blank (54 Sheets), Small 5x8" (Funny Dentist Humor)

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Independently published
Paperback (108 pages)

Funny Dentist Gag Gift Journal - Dentists Have Fillings Too: A Feelings Dental Pun Joke, DIY Writing Diary Note Book - 100 Lined Pages + 8 Blank (54 Sheets), Small 5x8" (Funny Dentist Humor)
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Cute Dentist Kid Journals Always Bring a Smile!

Softcover notebook, professionally designed lined lightweight journal makes a unique gift idea for a kid.Dentists Have Fillings Too. A feelings pun medical humor quote with cartoon silver gold cavity tooth emotion drawing. Use as a writer's journal, office exchange party gift, or for the desk of any academic University or High School student. Motivational! Inspirational! Works perfect for orthodontist tooth lover, cute dental student, professional boss, or dental hygienist assistant.

  • Size Dimensions: Small - designed for backpacks, vacation traveling, gym bags, bedside table, or Christmas stocking stuffer idea. 108 pages / 54 sheets, small size 8x5 inches (20.32x12.7 cm).
  • Interior:
    - Contains 100 college ruled pages + 8 blank end doodle note pages for drawings or tear away. A total of 108 pages (54 sheets) of thick white plain lined paper.
    - Regulation college ruled lines (medium width).
  • Cover: Full color paperback has a tough cover with glossy print.
  • Artwork: Cover art chosen from some of the best images and photos from original works from a professional graphic artist.
  • Binding:Durable trade paperback binding (perfect bound) with college ruled paper works well for kids summer camp or one subject school assignment, taking notes, journaling, or a Do-It-Yourself (DIY) diary for men or women. Bound similar to books found in your local library.
Makes a fun, great everyday notebook or back-to-school appreciation gift for a popular Doctor of Dental Surgery (DSD) or Doctor of Dental Medicine (DMD) anytime of the year. Perfect to record your travel memories, training thought quotes, lesson reminders, or success stories.

Funny Dental Journal Notebook Joke - Because I'm the Dentist, That's Why: DIY Writing Diary Planner Joke Note Book - 100 Lined Pages + 8 Blank (54 Sheets), Small 5x8" (Funny Dentist Humor)

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Independently published
Paperback (108 pages)

Funny Dental Journal Notebook Joke - Because I m the Dentist, That s Why: DIY Writing Diary Planner Joke Note Book - 100 Lined Pages + 8 Blank (54 Sheets), Small 5x8" (Funny Dentist Humor)
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DENTISTRY GIFT Notebook: Soft cover, professionally designed ruled lightweight journal notebook makes a unique gift idea for a dentist, dental student, or assistant "Because I'm a Dentist, that's Why" - funny fat cat tooth cartoon design quote will bring a smile to the recipient's face. Use as a writer's journal, office exchange Christmas party gift, or for the desk of any academic University or High School student. Works perfect for orthadontist tooth lover.

Size Dimensions: 108 pages / 54 sheets, small size 8x5 inches (20.32x12.7 cm).

Cover: Paperback has a tough cover with glossy print and displays a print from an original professional graphic designer.

Artwork: Cover art chosen from some of the best images and photos from original professional graphic designer.

Binding:Professional, durable trade paperback binding (perfect bound) with college ruled paper works well for one subject school assignment, taking notes, journaling, or a Do-It-Yourself (DIY) diary. Bound similar to books found in your local library.

Interior:
- Contains 100 college ruled pages + 8 blank end pages for drawings or tear away. A total of 108 pages (54 sheets) of thick white plain ruled paper.
- Regulation college ruled lines (medium width).

Makes a great everyday notebook or back-to-school appreciation gift for a dental instructor anytime of the year.

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Paperback (200 pages)

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—

  • absolutely hilarious anecdotes
  • one-liners worth repeating
  • jokes to cure what ails a person
  • cartoons to brighten any day

Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book: Volume I

By Dr. Colby Gage

Independently published
Paperback (52 pages)

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book: Volume I
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What’s the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you’ll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they’re waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear’s teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg


 
 
 
 

 
 
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