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Dentists Jokes
Why did the Guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
What do you call a depressed dentist?
Down in the mouth.
What did the dentist do on the roller coaster?
Braced himself.
Patient: I have yellow teeth, what should I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station.
Patient: How much to pull this tooth?
Dentist: $100.
Patient: $100 just for a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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