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JokeCatalog.com   >   Health   >   Dentists   >   Cheapest Extraction Cheapest Extraction A man went into the dentist's office, and asked "How much to remove wisdom teeth?" . "$200", replied the dentist. "That's ridiculous," said the man. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "If I don't use anaesthetic, I suppose I could cut the price to $100." "Still too much," answered the man. "Well if I don't use anaesthetic or professional tools, and simply rip the teeth our with some rusty old pliers, I could knock the price down to $20." "No", said the man. "It's still too much." The dentist scratched his head, and finally said, "Okay if we don't use anaesthetic, use rusty old pliers, and have one of my students to do the job, I suppose I could charge you just $10." "Great!" said the man. "Book my wife in for next Tuesday." Green Teeth & Dentist Pre-Matted Print Buy at AllPosters.com Related Links Fit over 40 (Advertisement) More Dentist Jokes More Health Jokes

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