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JokeCatalog.com   >   Health   >   Dentists   >   After Dinner Speaker After Dinner Speaker The after dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he sat down, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to put in his false teeth. He turned to the man next to him and said, "I've forgotten my dentures." Reaching into his pocket and pulling out a pair of dentures, the man replied, "No problem, try these." The after dinner speaker tried them on, but realizing they didn't quite fit said, "Too loose". "Try these" said the man, pulling out a second pair. "Too tight" said the after dinner speaker. The man then pulled out a third pair, which fortunately fitted just right. The after dinner speaker then had a wonderful meal, and gave a fantastic speech. When the evening was wrapping up, he turned to the man next to him, and said "Thank you so much. I've been looking for a good dentist, where's your office?" "Oh no," replied the man. "I'm not a dentist, I'm the local undertaker." Green Teeth & Dentist Pre-Matted Print Buy at AllPosters.com Related Links Fit over 40 (Advertisement) More Dentist Jokes More Health Jokes

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