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Talking Dog
A man walks into a bar and says "If I prove to you that my dog can talk and answer questions, will you give me a free drink?"
The bartender says, "Okay, you're on."
The man says to his dog, "What does a builder tile with slates?"
The dog says "Roof!"
The man looks at the bartender, but he can tell by the expression on his face, that he isn't convinced. So he turns to the dog and says "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"
The dog says "Ruth!"
The bartender, getting annoyed now, grabs the man and dog by the scruff of their necks, and throws them out into the street.
Afterwards, the dog and the man are sitting on the kerb. The dog turns to the man and says "Should I have said Gehrig?"
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