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JokeCatalog.com   >   Animals   >   Dogs   >   Talking Dog JokeCatalog.com   >   Sports   >   Baseball   >   Talking Dog Talking Dog A man walks into a bar and says "If I prove to you that my dog can talk and answer questions, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender says, "Okay, you're on." The man says to his dog, "What does a builder tile with slates?" The dog says "Roof!" The man looks at the bartender, but he can tell by the expression on his face, that he isn't convinced. So he turns to the dog and says "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?" The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender, getting annoyed now, grabs the man and dog by the scruff of their necks, and throws them out into the street. Afterwards, the dog and the man are sitting on the kerb. The dog turns to the man and says "Should I have said Gehrig?" Related Links Dog Downloads Dog Recall How to teach your dog to come every time when called! Dog Training Guides Guide to Pets Articles and information about Pets How I trained my dog in one evening (Advertisement) Nutritious dog food and dog health secrets (Advertisement) Stop your dog's behavior problems (Advertisement) More Dog Jokes More Animal Jokes

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