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JokeCatalog.com   >   Business   >   Prison verus Work Prison verus Work Jokes In Prison: You spend most of your time in an 8x10 cell. At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In Prison: You get three meals a day. At Work: You only get a break for onr meal per day, and you have to pay for that one. In Prison: You get time off for good behavior. At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At Work: You must carry around a security card, and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In Prison: You can watch TV and play games. At Work: You get fired if you watch TV or play games. In Prison: You get your own toilet. At Work: You have to share. In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. At Work: You can not even speak to your family and friends. In Prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In Prison: You spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside. At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In Prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic. At Work: They are called supervisors. More Business Jokes

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