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JokeCatalog.com   >   Food   >   Quickies Food Jokes What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato! What did the mummy ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast? Stop goblin your food! What did the nut say when it sneezed? Cashew! Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake! What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door, I'm dressing! What's the worst thing about being an octopus? Washing your hands before dinner! Have you heard the joke about butter? I won't tell you, in case you spread it! How does a turkey eat its dinner? It gobbles it up! Why did the peanut cross the road? To get to the Shell station. Related Links Recipe Downloads Recipes More Food Jokes

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