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A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely.
A policeman arrive at the scene, and the lawyer complains, "Office, have you seen what he did to my BMW!"
The policeman says, "You lawyers are so materialistic. There you are complaining about your car, but you haven't even noticed that your whole left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my gaad...", says the lawyer looking at the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "Ive lost my Rolex!"
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