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Rolls versus Ford Jokes
A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford.
The driver of the Ford, winds down his window and taps on the Rolls' window. "Have you got a phone in there?" he shouts.
"Of course," says the driver of the Rolls.
"I got one too," says the Ford driver. "You got a fax machine?"
"Sure," says the driver of the Rolls.
"Yep, I got one too," says the Ford driver. "You got a double bed?"
"No! Have you?" replies the driver of the Rolls.
"In the back there, see!" shouts the Ford driver just as he pulls away when the traffic light turns green.
Not to be out done, the Rolls Royce driver immediately goes to the garage and arranges for his car to be customized with the addition of a double bed.
A week later, the Rolls Royce driver pulls up next to the same beaten-up old Ford at another set of traffic lights. The windows are all steamed up, and he's a bit embarrassed, but nevertheless the Rolls Royce driver winds down his window and taps on the window of the Ford.
"Check it out," he says. "I've had a double bed fitted in my Rolls."
"You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"
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