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Eating Grass Jokes
One day, a wealthy lawyer was riding home in his limousine when he saw a man at the side of the road eating grass. He told his driver to pull-over and went over to the man to find out what was going on.
"Why are you eating grass?" asked the lawyer.
"I am so poor," said the man, "I can afford to buy food."
"Don't worry, come with me" said the lawyer.
"But I have a wife and six children," said the man.
"Don't worry, we'll pick them up the way" answered the lawyer.
"Thank you! You are so kind and generous," said the man.
"No problem," said the lawyer. "The grass at my house is three feet tall."
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