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Brain Shop Jokes
A scientist when to a brain shop to buy some brains to use in his research.
"How much to buy brains?" he asks.
The shopkeeper replies, "Depends on the type of brain."
"How much for doctor brain?" ask the scientist.
"$3 per ounce."
"How much for engineer brain?" asks the scientist.
"$4 per ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?" asks the scientist.
"$1,000 per ounce" replies the shopkeeper.
Flabbergasted the scientist asks "How come lawyer brain is so expensive?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you have to kill to get an ounce of brain?"
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