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Marriage in Heaven Jokes
Jane and John were killed in a car crash just a few days before the date planned for their wedding.
When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, they said to Saint Peter, "We were going to get married, but were killed just before the wedding. Can we get married in heaven?"
Saint Peter replies "Please wait here, I'll find out for you."
A week, then two, then a month passe, and Saint Peter does not return. More weeks pass, and Jane and John begin to have doubts about whether they will want to be married to each other for all eternity.
After six months, Saint Peter returns and says "Yes you can get married in heaven."
John and Jane then ask, "If things don't work out, is there any chance that we could get divorced?"
Saint Peter replies, "It took me six months to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"
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