The defense attorney was cross examining the coroner.
"Before you signed the death certificate, did you check the man's pulse?" asked the lawyer.
"No" answered the coroner.
"And did you listen for a heart beat?"
"No" answered the coroner.
"And did you check if he was breathing?"
"No" answered the coroner.
"So, you didn't actually take any steps to check the man was dead, did you?"
The coroner replied, "Let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all I know, he could be out there practising law someplace."
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