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JokeCatalog.com   >   Sales   >   Golf Ball JokeCatalog.com   >   Sports   >   Golf   >   Golf Ball Golf Ball Jokes A golfer is about to tee off, when a salesman runs up to him shoutin, "Wait! Before you tee off, I've got something really incredible to show you!" The golfer, now annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a very special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!" "What do mean?" says the golfer, "I can never lose it? What if I were to hit it into the water?" "No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and will automatically spins towards it." "Well, what if I were to hit it into the woods?" "Also no problem," says the salesman. "It emits makes a beeping noise, and you'll be able to find even if its completely buried in the undergrowth." "Not bad," says the golfer. "But what if my round were to run late and it got dark?" "Still no problem, sir. This golf ball glows in the dark. I absolutely guarantee that you can never lose this golf ball!" The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?" "I found it." Buy at AllPosters.com Related Links Golf Downloads Golf Swing Eureka! (Advertisement) Golf Tips, Golf Lessons- How To Break 80 (Advertisement) Guide 4 Golf Guide to Golf Fitness Guide to Golf Vacations More Sales Jokes

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