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JokeCatalog.com   >   Philosophy   >   Intelligent Horse Intelligent Horse Jokes Once upon a time, there was a very intelligent horse. The owner asked a mathematician to teach the horse. When the mathematician taught the horse arithmetic, it learned it with no problem. When the mathematician taught the horse algebra, it found it very simple. When the mathematician taught the horse Euclidean geometry, it breezed its way through. But no matter what the mathematician tried, he could not get the horse to learn any Analytic geometry. So, the mathematician went to the owner and said, "I've taught the horse, arithmetic, algebra and Euclidean geometry, and it learned them all. But when I tried to teach it Analytic geometry, it simply refused to learn. Any idea why?" The owner replied, "You can't put Descartes before the horse." More Philosophy Jokes

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