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JokeCatalog.com   >   Math   >   Statistics   >   Quickies Statistics Jokes Statistics means never having to say you're certain. Statistics is the art of never having to say you're wrong. A statistician is a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion. A statistician is a person who can stick his head in a furnace and his feet in a freezer, and will conclude that on the average he feels fine. The average statistician is mean. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably. There is no truth to the allegation that statisticians are mean. They are just your standard normal deviates. 97.3% of all statistics are made up. "Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable." - Mark Twain I'm Too Pretty To Do Math Magnet Buy at AllPosters.com More Statistics Jokes More Math Jokes

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