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I differentiate you
A mathematician went insane and believed he was the differentiation operator. All day long he went up to strangers saying "I differentiate you!" and of course rather frightening them with this odd behavior.
Went despite the best treatment that money could buy, his condition didn't appear to be getting any better, his exasperated friends were finally forced to put him in a mental asylum. When he arrived he would spend all day approaching the other patients and saying "I differentiate you!". Of course, this rather frightened the other patients.
One day a new patient arrived at the asylum, and the mathematician, of course, approached the new patient and said "I differentiate you!". The new patient was unperturbed.
The mathematician marshalled all his energies, and said again, this time in much louder voice, "I differentiate you!". But still, the new patient showed no reaction.
Finally, his frustration reaching boiling point, the mathematician screamed at the top of his lungs, "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"
The new patient looked up, and said in a calm voice, "You can differentiate me all you like. I'm e to the x."
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