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JokeCatalog.com   >   Computers   >   Programmers   >   Jesus versus Satan Jesus versus Satan Jesus and Satan have an argument about who is the better computer programmer. The argument foes on for severals hours until they eventually agree to settle the matter with a contest, with God as the Judge. So Jesus and Satan sit down in front of their computers and begin typing furiously. Both are churning out thousands of lines of code at incredible speed. The contest continues for a few hours straight without a single break, but then, seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning strikes and the electricity goes out. The power is restored, and God announces the contest is over. God now turns to Satan, and asks him to show what he has come up with. Satan is very upset, and moans "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went off." Next, God turns to Jesus, and asks him to show what he has. Jesus presses a button and the screen comes to life with beautiful dancing angels and heavenly music. Stunned, Satan cries out, "But how? I lost everything, but Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?" God laughs, "Everybody knows... Jesus saves." More Programmer Jokes More Computer Jokes

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