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JokeCatalog.com   >   Computers   >   Internet   >   Internet Addiction Internet Addiction The top ten signs that you're suffering from Internet addiction: 10. If you haven't logged in in the last two hours, you start to twitch. 9. You pick up the phone, and find yourself manually dialing your ISP's access number. 8. When you turn off your computer, you get an awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 7. You have a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Firefox." 6. You start using smileys in your snail mail. 5. If you wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, you'll stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 4. You decide to stay in college for an extra couple of years, just for the free Internet access. 3. You've named your children Eudora, Firefox and Dotcom. 2. You try to hum to communicate with your modem... 1. ...And you succeed. Computer geek Note Card Buy at AllPosters.com More Internet Jokes More Computer Jokes

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